Okay so check it. I’m sitting by the window in Heine Bros and right outside there is a table with an old lady sitting there. I low-key feel like she’s reading what I’m typing right now, so if she is… Hello! haha
Anyways today is my moms birthday so Happy Birthday mom!
I don’t plan on staying long because I need to head home and attend to some other stuff that is important so here is a brief over view of whats going on. RIGHT in front of me is a tall white lady and a SUPEr tall Indian guy talking business. They’re not as interesting though as the pretty ladies sitting outside talking about who knows what.
But never mind that.
So as I write this post I’m sitting in my favorite Coffee Shop which is Heine Bros. If you drink there then you are now automatically my friends. Anyways I wanted to start making a series of post of whats going on in the shop while I’m here. Now lets starts.
Directly sitting across from me is this white dude. He looks like a hipster and has a a Macbook Pro. On the cover of his mac he fucking out a mustache on the apple… lets talk about that shit real quick. Ive seen sitckers that bite the apple, pose next to the apple, but this mothafucka put a got damn mustache on his apple. Lets also talk about the slippers and hair cut that this dude has. He also keeps smiling awkwardly and is looking out of the window. I’m not sure if he got high for 4/20 and decided to sit in the coffee shop for 4 hours or he just naturally acts like this.
Anyways, morning on to the guy reading the atheist book. OKay, well I’m not surre if its an atheist book but it had a hart and triangle on it. I’d google it but I don’t have time, I’m typing.
My homie Christian put Cinnamon on my Cinna- wait. Never mind. I’ll say it anyways, he sprinkled cinnamon on my cinnamon roll and I wanted to tell him I was allergic to it as a joke but now that I think about it, If I was allergic I wouldn’t be able to eat the damn thing to begin with.
Last but not least…
Heine Bro’s is discontinuing my favorite tea for reasons unknown. Well not really, its because my homie Daimont and I are the only ones that drink it. They’ve replaced it with Oolong tea which is a good alternative. Its pretty tasty.
Well this ends Coffee Shop Days Pt.1 Expect more post or maybe an episode soon. I come here 2 or three times a week.
ps. second love
For those sober folks that didn’t know, today is 4/20. “Whats 4/20? I thought that was a time?!” Why yes it is, a time to go roll up a doobie and get in touch with the clouds or outer space. Now why am I making a a post about National Smoke Weed day? Well I got a cop friend you sent me a snapchat (yeah like this dude is on duty snapchatting me) saying its “Narcotics Day.” Just last night I was biking home and a cop passed me, had my heart racing and shit. But I find it funny that the law looks at 4/20 as a day to meet their quota or to get “drugs” off of the streets.
Weed ain’t nothing but a plant, it just grows like that! I know y’all seen that Katt Williams skit where the nigga was wearing an all green suit and a belt buckle bigger than him. He spoke the truth. I mean really, alcohol is far more worse to the body than Marijuana. Not to mention more people have died from drinking alcohol than people who have smoked weed. Matter of fact, I don’t think anyone has ever died from weed!
Now don’t go asking me for facts and shit because we both know that the shit is true. Oh, and don’t go judging me and calling me an ignorant fool for making this post littered with curse words. You don’t have to sound educated to be educated.
ps. Holla at em whoaaa!
Time Will Tell
To start, this may be the very first and last post on the profile. That does depend on whether I like this blogging platform or not. If you happen to see more post that wow, I must really have done something. But anyways I’m here to just ramble my mind off. Ya’ know, get some stuff of my chest. To be honest, there really isn’t much on my mind. I just like to sit down and just start typing about nonsese in hopes to captivate people that are reading. Eventually I get tired of trying to grab ahold of poeples minds and run away onto an imaginary island full of rattle snakes a ghost and try to fight them with a plastic spork. Some battle huh? I would say so. I mean think about it, Me vs Snakes & Ghost. That shit is crazy! I could see it right now, getting the stuff chocked out of me by a ghost and then getting bit by a damn rattle snake. Ain’t that some shit. lol.
You guys all know me. I LOVE COFFEE. I’ve also become an avid tea drinker so you might as well throw that in the mix too. As usual, I was scrolling through my facebook timeline and found this really cool video by Buzz Feed. I figured I share it on here with the rest of my followers so we can all have cool Coffee Recipes and what not!
Here’s the cover art I made for my single, Aurora (Rusty Hook Flip). I’m pretty hyped on how it came out. I really captured the imagery for this song with this pic. I like it, do you?