So here is a snippet from Kevin Harts Laugh at My Pain! I know y’all got it….this video is funny ass HELL!
“Wait a minute! Why am I Mr. Pink?!” LMAO!
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PLASTIC CUP BOYZ!
Posted: January 21, 2012 in LMBO!Tags: 9th, at, bank heist, comedian, comedy, halarious, hart, hartbeat, hell, humor, kevin, laugh, movie, mr.pink, my, pain, sept, snippet, video
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Obese Child Goes Fence Hopping
Posted: November 17, 2010 in LMBO!Tags: climbing, crap, dislike, dumb people, fat kid, fat people, fences, food, funny, funny stuff, hiding, hilarious, hop, jump, kids, laughter, obesity, people, running, wall, window
OK so here is where my story begins. Theres this little annoying fat kid who lives around the block from me. Nobody likes him. I already know what your thinking, we should be nice to this boy. How about you live by him and see what its like to have a kid walk up to you who smells like he hasn’t bathed in days and ask you silly questions. Yeah, I thought so.
But any ways I was out side helping my dad when the kid walks down the street yelling at someone asking if he could hop the fence. He was coming home from school so he had a big coat on and his back pack dragging behind him. I continue what I was doing until I hear the fence violently shaking like a dog was trying to get out or something. I look over to see the fat kid on top of the fence slowly making his way over. I yell out “Don’t fall!” and what does he do… fall, at least he fell over the fence, lol. He gets up and picks up all of his crap and throws it into his yard then prepares to hop the fence into his yard. Here is when the funny part starts. I was in my dads garage looking at him struggling to hop the fence. I started to chuckle a bit. I then started knocking on the window which must have startled him because he was hanging on the side of the fence trying desperately to get his leg over the bar. He then got of the side of the fence and turned around with a look of confusion on his face. He was looking all around to see who had knocked on the window, meaning he must have noticed me. He turns back around forgetting it all and once a gain tries to climb over the fence. After 2 more failures he gets a running start to hop the fence. I was in my dads garage laughing the whole time, it was just so funny!
After he gets him self over I start to knock on the window again which caught his attention again. He turned around and yelled out “PEEKABOO!” LMAO!!! I tried to hold my laugh it but it was hard. He was still turned around looking and yelling out “PEEKABOO!” when I slowly opened my the window and yelled out “I SEE YOU!” I wasn’t too sure what the expression on his face was because I was trying to conceal my face against the garage wall. I heard some movement so I looked to see him walking up his back yard and close the gate. That 10 minutes made my day. It was HILARIOUS!!!
Halloween In 2 Days
Posted: October 30, 2010 in LMBO!, Real TalkTags: $8.00, 2010, apples, batman, candy, Chinese People, clowns, cold, costumes, demons, Family Dollar, food, fun, ghost, Halloween, kids, monsters, night time, October, or, painted faces, people, scared, scary, smell my feet, Sneakers, Sour Punch Straws, thriller, time, treating, Trick, twix, Walmart
Its getting close to that one day in October when people dress up and make a fool out of them selves. Yeah I’m talking about halloween. Why do I say making a fool out of them selves? Because they are! If walking down the street dress up as a possessed clown isn’t stupid then I don’t know what is. Halloween is fun tho, the best part about it is that you get FREE CANDY! Who’s idea was this anyway? Like really, lets go dress up like ghost and knock on doors requesting for candy. It sounds dumb but when your 6 years old its the coolest thing ever!
Do you remember in Elementary School when the day after Halloween kids would come to school with all there candy and talk about how much they got? They still do that crap in high school. I walk in and see a bunch of squares with bags of candy. Arn’t you like 17? I don;t plan on trick or treating this year being that I am to old. This year my plan is to go to Family Dollar or Walmart and buy me a bag of candy that cost $8.00. Its has just as much candy that I would have collected any year so might as well.
You know you can’t be trusting people these days. People putting needles in apples and crap and poising the foods. When you go and trick or treat your basically putting your life in the hands of the people who are giving you the candy because you don’t know what they did to it. Thats why when you go trick or treating you got to go to those highly respected neighborhoods where you know they ain’t sticking the candy down there pants an re-wrapping it…yeah.
So this is my post for Halloween, I might come back on here and make a post on Halloween Day about something but I’m not sure. Just be watching.
Posers+Fakes=FAIL
Posted: October 10, 2010 in LMBO!Tags: angry, basketball, boy, challenge, epic fail, fakes, football, idiot, laughter, mad, posers, school, sports, stupid, white boy
Whats the point of being a poser? Who ever your trying to impress will eventually find out that your fake. So why try when you already know the end result. Talk about an Epic Fail. ALL POSERS ARE EPIC FAILS!!!! EPIC!!! I’m serious I see a lot of posers at my school. They think there the coldest person at what the “Do” but there not. Somebody outta punch them in the neck for trying. There is no point, oh and you know one other thing I hate. People who say they can play any sport but when it comes time for them to play and they go out there, they suck! This white boy who goes to my school does all that talk. He talks about how he’ll run you over in football and cross you in basketball……the boy got crossed by a teacher in the 8th grade. Plus the teacher was crap at basketball to yet still crossed this boy. I swear he just gets on my nerves all ways talking and using the same jokes EVERY SINGLE DAY! I think I’m just gonna punch him in the neck for just being so stupid.
Marijuana Soda, Wow
Posted: October 2, 2010 in LMBO!Tags: above the influence, cannabis, drinks, drugs, green, high, marijuana, pot, purple haze, root beer infused weed, soft drinks, space brownies, time, weed
OK so when I saw this I was like, forreal! Then I was like, FAIL!!! Not sure what to think of this but to just say WOW! Who would have ever thought that they would make soda that gets you in the clouds. I thought space brownies was a weird idea but this?! Heres a link to the original post made by TIME. http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/09/30/marijuana-soda-medicinal-users-now-have-smoke-free-option/
Some Varieties Of Poop You Should Know Of
Posted: August 4, 2010 in LMBO!Tags: bathroom, bowel movement, brown, cow poop, feces, king poop, party, Poop, poop deck, poop machine, poop stains, pooping, restroom, sewer, straining, toilet, type
So my dad gives me this paper that he found while he was at work and this is what it says…
The king Poop = It doesn’t come until you’re all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
Bali Belly poop = You poop so much you lose 5lbs.
Cement Block = You wish you’d gotten a spinal block before you poop.
Cork poop (Also Known as Floater Poop) = even after the third flush, its still floating in there. how do i get rid of it? this poop usually happens at someone else’s house.
The Bungee Poop = The kind of poop that just hangs off your real before it fall into the water.
The Crippler = the kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waste down.
The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang = The kind of pop that hits you when you’re trapped in your car in a traffic jam.
The Party Pooper = The giant poop you take at a party. And when you first flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
