The Calm Before The Storm *2016 Spoilers*

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Its December 29th which means we have one more day until it is New years Eve. Now the point of this post is for me to gather ya’ll’s attention to the days between Christmas and New Years. Have you ever sat down to realize what exactly goes on during those short few days? Most people may think, “Oh people are making new years resolutions.” Yeah that may be the case but I’d like to say it gets deeper than that.

What I am wanting to say is that the 5 day period between these two occasions are more than days, but a void. We all know what a void is, just a lot of nothingness. Now lets take that idea and implement that into the 5 days we have before we settle into the new year. While you read this take the time to look around you and see how you feel. What day is it? Who are you? (Yes those questions are weird but just play along).

I feel like in some sense those 5 days are a time that should be spent reflecting on what you have done over the year. If there is anything that you feel you have screwed up or think there is trouble, you should make time to fix it. Life is more than just an everyday process of doing the same shit, its growing and making achievements. We come into this world with out a lick of spit and die with a pot of gold.

Its pretty fascinating when you take a moment to realize that you are human. Right now we should all wistfully disappear off into our happy places and let the contemplation begin. You don’t know, maybe you will find something inside….the depths of the void.

~ Keep it all smiles

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I Think I Died in 1941

I think I hit Pearl Harbor.

The only reason why I am assuming this is because my dad walked in my room babbling about reincarnation. I’m a firm believer in reincarnation so of course I gave him my full attention. He told me that its every 52 years or so that you get reincarnated. If that is the case than I must have died in 1941. This is the same year that Japan bombed Pearl Harbor and when the United States said “fuck it” and declared war. This all of course sparked WWII and the rest is history.

Where I stand in the mix of all of this is unknown. I sometimes tell myself that maybe I was born in Japan. The reason why I say this is because when I look at photographs of Japan they look so comforting and inviting. I somewhat want to be there. I could have been that daring pilot that bombed the harbor. Then again I could be wrong and I could have been one part of the Naval fleet that got killed on the USS Arizona.

What ever happened to me in my past is still a mystery but I hope to find out some time soon. Its quite interesting. This is why I can’t take up on any religion because I won’t be able to to think this way. I love abstract thinking and having that repressed would just piss me off.

Samsung’s Hero 1 & Hero 2 *Just My Opinion*

capture1-624x300Oh come on SAMSUNG! You’re better than this! I mean the events that are about to take place can easily be compared to a previous move already done. What am I talking about?

SAMSUNG IS WATCHING APPLES EVERY MOVE!

I’m serious! Apple gets a finger print sensor, Samsung follows suite. Have ya’ taken a look at Samsungs headphones?! Them damn things look exactly like Apple headphones. This is the reason why I am not to much of a Samsung fan. Owning a damn Samsung device is like listening to Drake, theres a fucking ghost writer! So lets cut past the bullshit and get straight to the source. The only reason why Samsung is getting friction is because of Android.

Oh…my bad, I forgot to address what I’m ranting about. As reported by 9to5mac, Samsung will release the Samsung Galaxy s7 in two sizes. One coming with a 5.2 inch display and the other device with a 5.5. The strategy taken has been done by Apple. The Silicon Valley tech giant released the the iPhone 6 and the 6 Plus in 2014. Here we are not even two years later yet and Samsung has copied and pasted Apples blueprint.

Yeah I know you’re upset that I am disrespecting your beloved galaxy piece of shit on a fucking blogpost, but what you got to realize is that I don’t give a fuck. All i’m doing is just pointing out the questions that people in general do not want to ask.

Thats it.

22 Walking into 2016 like WHAT!

Okay so usually I make a post on my birthday and how I feel like everything has changed and blah blah blah. This year it has been different. I haven’t been blogging as much as I want to, (except for when I re-share booty pictures on tumblr) so it pretty much slipped my mind.

Its been two days after Christmas. It feels good. My birthday was spent well, I drank fine liquor and smoked the best weed. The best thing I probably did on my birthday was record an entire mixtape with my friends. We did that shit in one night! lol

Now that I am 22 I’ve begun to create the steps needed to get myself away from UPS. My father wonders why I don’t go out into the garage and get his carpet cleaning equipment out and start doing that. As I have said before my calling in life isn’t to move boxes and yes I may be a good cleaner but I don’t like it either. Im passionate in creating things and ever since I have turned 22 thats all I have done.

I’m going to keep pushing forward and follow the things I love in life and let them take me where I need to go. Being 22 has been great so far. I’m going to walk into 2016 and show these folks that Afrodamus ain’t playing. haha

A BLOG POST I WROTE HIGH AS FUCK

e4dacb9b-2811-443e-a02a-c2ef62db085cHave you ever rolled a joint and then tried to smoke it only to find out that it won’t light? Then you have to go through the painstaking process of unraveling your joint, grabbing your pipe, then packing a bowl. It screws everything up because now all of your plans that you have gone through and made are now being pushed back 5 minutes or so because you got to redo you weed mistake.

What makes it worse its that you’ll get sad, open your refrigerator in search of yogurt but there isn’t any so you settle for strawberry sherbert. You’re only satisfied for 20 minutes because you realize that people who spell the word in front of the word that in this sentence with a letter “S” are foreigners. It makes sense right? I know that I’m not the only one who thinks this.

To top it all off with the icing on the cake, you began to think about all the other junk food thats in the fridge but you’re afraid to eat them because a sick stomach in the morning is something you do not want to deal with. Its kind of like a hangover but your not sick because of the Remy. OH and besides this nigga Fetty Wap, who in the HELL ELSE drinks fucking Remy Martin? NOBODY that I know of. Now you can easily joke and say that my friends are broke but we all got jobs and pay bills, so take your “broke” jokes across the river with the rest of those damn hoosiers.

I could go on all day but doing that would just get those weirdos jerking off to the impractical thoughts that pierce an ovulating mind. Just think of all those wonderful thoughtful juices seeping from the clustered lines and squiggles that scatter across the human brain. Its a bit gut turning but to say the least, the beef was cold.

Oh before I go, can we all just come together the summer of 2016 and make a video that says “Fuck Donald Trump?” Like I can’t be the only one who wants to take a shit on this noggin and piss in his nostrils. Like for real, fuck that rich bastard who appeals to the ignorant poor people. Those same ignorant poor people who don’t have money to pay for health insurance but want Obama Care abolished. Its bullshit but lets not think about it as we walk through life accustomed to un-equal trade and value.

How ever this shit goes, I know to not enter the realm of mistakable primitives and unjust conspiracies.

ps. Fuck Samsung, they are forever copying Apple. I just see the new design leak for that damn Galaxy S7, its ugly. I read rumors that the iPhone 7 will not include a home button and incorporate the 3D touch as a button but on the screen. Just watch though, Samsung will see what revolutionary creation Apple has implemented and then will copy it. Its fucking pitiful

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In The Night

I’m a night owl.

I love to stay up late sitting in my garage surfing the web or recording music. I’m not sure what it is but the dark skies bring a calming relief to me. Even if the moon is tucked away in the clouds and air planes get mistaken as UFO’s, I sincerely love the night time. I think somewhere online I half ass read an article about how people who stay up late are intelligent. I wouldn’t go that far but it is nice to know.

I always find myself roaming around at night. No matter what I do. I can be skateboarding and nightfall comes out of nowhere. Most of the music I make is damn near past midnight and after I smoked a few joints. The one thing I love about night time is the absence of people. I can openly admit that I am socially awkward and shy. People don’t think I am but I honestly believe that I am. Ask my two ex girlfriends and they might tell you that when we first met and started talking I was awkward.

The night relieves me of those social interactions and keeps me sane. Don’t get me wrong though, I love being around people. Whenever I’m hanging out with my homies I always hate when we have to depart and head back home. Sometimes I’ll go home and stay up even longer hoping that maybe someone will be up or I’ll get a phone call. It usually never happens. I always end up going to bed depressed for some strange reason and wake up the next day lost in the world.

When I wake up int he evenings I usually dread it. Theres two reason.

Reason Number 1: The sun is up and I don’t have much time before the sun goes down.

Reason Number 2: Chris calls me up and calls me a nigga for never answering the phone knowing damn well I was asleep and texted him back. haha!

I love my friends, family, and the people in the world. But when it comes to night time I feel like my life fully comes together.

Thank You Night Time.

 

Hello Santa

For the record, I am Santa Claus. I’m not fat with a white beard wearing all red so you can shoot me, but a skinny brown man with an afro. Doesn’t really fit the picture of Santa does it?

Any who, I’ve become frustrated with life again. NO this isn’t some sappy ass suicide note. I mean, I never really understood suicide. The world makes you mad and then you turn around and kill your self… sounds counter intuitive. I also never understood why people want to shoot up school and random public areas. Sounds unsatisfying.

My idea of justice is bringing all of the people in the world together and coming as one. But will that ever happen? hmm, probably not but when I get stuck in these types of thoughts I think back to what my flamboyant ass full tier supervisor at work says to me, “Here you come with some more bullshit!”

Now I personally don’t think its bullshit when I begin to reach out and grab the unknown, only to watch it fade away as it falls through the depths of this atmosphere. Its really just me being… ME.

As McSwain has sad multiple times to me, I just talk a lot of bullshit.

Well guess what? I’m tired of people coming at me with bullshit because what I preach about is how this damn world should really work. We need democratic socialism. We need equality. We need to help the poor and feed the needy. We really need to act like Jesus. Whats funny is that half of America loves and praises Jesus Christ but when we get a Democratic socialist like Bernie Sanders running for office y’all act like the Bible is nonexistent.

Now does it sound like I’m talking a lot of bullshit now?

I certainly do not think so but if you do go ahead and comment that so I can delete it like the petty ass nigga I am. haha!