2015 Sure Did Bring Us Hoverboards

Hey so I’m assuming you folks have already seen this. So to follow, I wouldn’t mind having one of these. I’m a skateboarder so I like the idea of having wheels. Taking hover board technology and combining it with the technologies that make up the segway are mind blowing!

If I ever land that jackpot goal I have than best believe that you’ll be seeing a review about it. Its the fact that we have come this far to create something that one could only dream of.

Well, signing off again.

~ Keep it all smiles

I Don’t Always Get High

  As the title reads, take it how you would like. Haha, yeah so I’m pretty stoned right now but I wanted to get on here and talk you y’all a bit. “Oh so what do you want you fucking weed addict!” I’m first of all let’s clear the air a little bit. I am not a weed addict. I just smoke marijuana on a regular basis because it helps with my minor depression and the fact that I have a lousy out look on life.

I mean it isn’t that bad, I usually look at it is a type of self medication. For example, there is nothing wrong, I’m just high. That statement may sound a very abstract and out there, but don’t question it and just pretend. I mean hell, I know you do anyways because life isn’t what it seems. How so? Let’s take a book and open it. There’s a lot of pages isn’t it? Pages are paper, a common material that is used for a lot of stuff. Now, let’s take paper and put words on it. What have we done? We’ve gave it power!

It makes all sense but hey, I got to stop talking right now. My buddy Daimont is playing Hannibal Buress on his iPhone 4s. (He occasionally argues with Siri). So anyways, I’m going to go.

Ps. Smoke weed

Pss. Everyday

~ Keep it all smiles

$20,000 Worth of Bullshit

I just watched this video from this company named “ARCA.” Along with all the other companies in the world that are trying to create a hover board, they have succeeding in doing so. The ARCA Board, as they call it, is this big rectangular box consist of 36 electric fans giving the board 272 horse power. This damn thing is 57 inches long, 30 inches wide, and 6 inches thick.

In the video the CEO and all of his subordinates talk some good stuff about this board. According to Dumitru Popescu, we can ride this thing over land, water, and snow. What they fail to mention is that this thing can only fly for 6 minutes so I would suggest if you bought this to night fly over the ocean. Watching the video made me mad though because you can just look at every single person and tell that they were either lying about something or just knew nothing about skateboarding.

Each person that spoke said “This will make your dreams come true,” “You can finally fly.” It was just a bunch of rubbish. I’m not going to give these fools $20,000 for a big ass piece of shit when I got a skateboard with 4 wheels. All I’m trying to say is, don’t waste your money.

~ Keep it all smiles

The Calm Before The Storm *2016 Spoilers*

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Its December 29th which means we have one more day until it is New years Eve. Now the point of this post is for me to gather ya’ll’s attention to the days between Christmas and New Years. Have you ever sat down to realize what exactly goes on during those short few days? Most people may think, “Oh people are making new years resolutions.” Yeah that may be the case but I’d like to say it gets deeper than that.

What I am wanting to say is that the 5 day period between these two occasions are more than days, but a void. We all know what a void is, just a lot of nothingness. Now lets take that idea and implement that into the 5 days we have before we settle into the new year. While you read this take the time to look around you and see how you feel. What day is it? Who are you? (Yes those questions are weird but just play along).

I feel like in some sense those 5 days are a time that should be spent reflecting on what you have done over the year. If there is anything that you feel you have screwed up or think there is trouble, you should make time to fix it. Life is more than just an everyday process of doing the same shit, its growing and making achievements. We come into this world with out a lick of spit and die with a pot of gold.

Its pretty fascinating when you take a moment to realize that you are human. Right now we should all wistfully disappear off into our happy places and let the contemplation begin. You don’t know, maybe you will find something inside….the depths of the void.

~ Keep it all smiles

I Think I Died in 1941

I think I hit Pearl Harbor.

The only reason why I am assuming this is because my dad walked in my room babbling about reincarnation. I’m a firm believer in reincarnation so of course I gave him my full attention. He told me that its every 52 years or so that you get reincarnated. If that is the case than I must have died in 1941. This is the same year that Japan bombed Pearl Harbor and when the United States said “fuck it” and declared war. This all of course sparked WWII and the rest is history.

Where I stand in the mix of all of this is unknown. I sometimes tell myself that maybe I was born in Japan. The reason why I say this is because when I look at photographs of Japan they look so comforting and inviting. I somewhat want to be there. I could have been that daring pilot that bombed the harbor. Then again I could be wrong and I could have been one part of the Naval fleet that got killed on the USS Arizona.

What ever happened to me in my past is still a mystery but I hope to find out some time soon. Its quite interesting. This is why I can’t take up on any religion because I won’t be able to to think this way. I love abstract thinking and having that repressed would just piss me off.

Samsung’s Hero 1 & Hero 2 *Just My Opinion*

capture1-624x300Oh come on SAMSUNG! You’re better than this! I mean the events that are about to take place can easily be compared to a previous move already done. What am I talking about?

SAMSUNG IS WATCHING APPLES EVERY MOVE!

I’m serious! Apple gets a finger print sensor, Samsung follows suite. Have ya’ taken a look at Samsungs headphones?! Them damn things look exactly like Apple headphones. This is the reason why I am not to much of a Samsung fan. Owning a damn Samsung device is like listening to Drake, theres a fucking ghost writer! So lets cut past the bullshit and get straight to the source. The only reason why Samsung is getting friction is because of Android.

Oh…my bad, I forgot to address what I’m ranting about. As reported by 9to5mac, Samsung will release the Samsung Galaxy s7 in two sizes. One coming with a 5.2 inch display and the other device with a 5.5. The strategy taken has been done by Apple. The Silicon Valley tech giant released the the iPhone 6 and the 6 Plus in 2014. Here we are not even two years later yet and Samsung has copied and pasted Apples blueprint.

Yeah I know you’re upset that I am disrespecting your beloved galaxy piece of shit on a fucking blogpost, but what you got to realize is that I don’t give a fuck. All i’m doing is just pointing out the questions that people in general do not want to ask.

Thats it.