Oh So You’re Awake?

*fuck all that other shit lets get to it*

I’m the conspiracy theorist.

I’m the guy who would walk around at work and when at home with friends and tell them about the most craziest shit. I remember back in the day when I was in High School, my homie Cj and I would sit around for hours at a time talking about new conspiracies. From the illuminati to current day issues.

We’ve covered it all.

Now it’s like the entire generation want’s to “Wake Up” after years and years of calling me crazy. You’ve got to be shitting me right? Why does everyone want to be Alex Jones now? I mean come on, why can’t you fuckers go back to telling me that I’m wrong! This isn’t no wanting to feel special type of ordeal, I’m just being serious. How can a person go from disagreeing with you, to wanting to believe you? I mean fuck!

Every time I see a “Stay Woke” post I cringe in anger. I’m about to start being petty and leave slanderous words in their comment boxes becasue fuck em.

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