Month: October 2010

Waka Flocka Fail

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Now I know a lot of you heard of this fool Waka Flocka Flame. His name sounds like an ad-lib. This fool just yells!!! Rhyming the most simple stuff together. I’m really tired of the trap talk, thats what everyone does now a days. Why can’t they rap about something else. This is why I listen to T.I. and other rappers who associate with him because they not talking about selling blow and about how they almost got shot. But Waka tho, he gots a whole other story. Like what is this man rapping about? His Song Hard In The Paint got so many ad libs it isnt funny! Oh and for the ones who don;t know what ad-libs are the words and stuff rapper and Hip-Hop artist say in the background of there song. All you here him saying in the background is Waka Waka Waka Waka, bow bow bow bow, BLOW! On the BET Hip-Hop Awards he did the same thing! He was just yelling the entire time he was on stage. I sat there and laughed during his whole performance asking my self the same question over and over again, “What is wrong with this ni**a?”

I’m out tho, Check out these two videos tho, one is Hard In The Paint and the Other is his BET Hip-Hip Awards Performance.

Halloween In 2 Days

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Its getting close to that one day in October when people dress up and make a fool out of them selves. Yeah I’m talking about halloween. Why do I say making a fool out of them selves? Because they are! If walking down the street dress up as a possessed clown isn’t stupid then I don’t know what is. Halloween is fun tho, the best part about it is that you get FREE CANDY! Who’s idea was this anyway? Like really, lets go dress up like ghost and knock on doors requesting for candy. It sounds dumb but when your 6 years old its the coolest thing ever!

Do you remember in Elementary School when the day after Halloween kids would come to school with all there candy and talk about how much they got? They still do that crap in high school. I walk in and see a bunch of squares with bags of candy. Arn’t you like 17? I don;t plan on trick or treating this year being that I am to old. This year my plan is to go to Family Dollar or Walmart and buy me a bag of candy that cost $8.00. Its has just as much candy that I would have collected any year so might as well.

You know you can’t be trusting people these days. People putting needles in apples and crap and poising the foods. When you go and trick or treat your basically putting your life in the hands of the people who are giving you the candy because you don’t know what they did to it. Thats why when you go trick or treating you got to go to those highly respected neighborhoods where you know they ain’t sticking the candy down there pants an re-wrapping it…yeah.

So this is my post for Halloween, I might come back on here and make a post on Halloween Day about something but I’m not sure. Just be watching.

Posers+Fakes=FAIL

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Whats the point of being a poser? Who ever your trying to impress will eventually find out that your fake. So why try when you already know the end result. Talk about an Epic Fail. ALL POSERS ARE EPIC FAILS!!!! EPIC!!! I’m serious I see a lot of posers at my school. They think there the coldest person at what the “Do” but there not. Somebody outta punch them in the neck for trying. There is no point, oh and you know one other thing I hate. People who say they can play any sport but when it comes time for them to play and they go out there, they suck! This white boy who goes to my school does all that talk. He talks about how he’ll run you over in football and cross you in basketball……the boy got crossed by a teacher in the 8th grade. Plus the teacher was crap at basketball to yet still crossed this boy. I swear he just gets on my nerves all ways talking and using the same jokes EVERY SINGLE DAY! I think I’m just gonna punch him in the neck for just being so stupid.

Marijuana Soda, Wow

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OK so when I saw this I was like, forreal! Then I was like, FAIL!!! Not sure what to think of this but to just say WOW! Who would have ever thought that they would make soda that gets you in the clouds. I thought space brownies was a weird idea but this?! Heres a link to the original post made by TIME. http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/09/30/marijuana-soda-medicinal-users-now-have-smoke-free-option/

Update your status

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Its everywhere! No matter what website you sign on to now they have added the feature that everyone loves and uses on facebook and twitter every day! The status update or the micro blog. The things that people do every time they log on to there facebook or get on twitter. It seems to be popping up everywhere! One website that I didn’t ecpect it to be on was IMVU, a graphical instant messaging client created by IMVU Inc. I was stunned to see it there, they call it “pulse”. Now I’m just waiting for youtube to get one. It seems like the new thing that everyone loves to do. I love to do it! Just look at the side of my blog and you will see my status updates. I’m not made at it kind of annoyed on how every site wants to do it. Why can’t they sit down and come up with something that will beat there competitor instead of joining with them. I don’t, I own a very un-successful blog and trippen over the fact of status updates.  Comment your opinion.