KA-BOOM!!!
If you think Mr Brown is funny alone, through Lavell Crawford in the mix and you got an instant classic!
Facebook is my home to funny videos, status’s full of bullshit, and stuff like what I found above. I always tell myself I’m going to get rid of facebook but when I come across a funny video like this I shake the thought aside and keep scrolling down for my luls.
~ Keep it all smiles
lol, I swear, when people do mods like this I ROFL.
For the record, I am Santa Claus. I’m not fat with a white beard wearing all red so you can shoot me, but a skinny brown man with an afro. Doesn’t really fit the picture of Santa does it?
Any who, I’ve become frustrated with life again. NO this isn’t some sappy ass suicide note. I mean, I never really understood suicide. The world makes you mad and then you turn around and kill your self… sounds counter intuitive. I also never understood why people want to shoot up school and random public areas. Sounds unsatisfying.
My idea of justice is bringing all of the people in the world together and coming as one. But will that ever happen? hmm, probably not but when I get stuck in these types of thoughts I think back to what my flamboyant ass full tier supervisor at work says to me, “Here you come with some more bullshit!”
Now I personally don’t think its bullshit when I begin to reach out and grab the unknown, only to watch it fade away as it falls through the depths of this atmosphere. Its really just me being… ME.
As McSwain has sad multiple times to me, I just talk a lot of bullshit.
Well guess what? I’m tired of people coming at me with bullshit because what I preach about is how this damn world should really work. We need democratic socialism. We need equality. We need to help the poor and feed the needy. We really need to act like Jesus. Whats funny is that half of America loves and praises Jesus Christ but when we get a Democratic socialist like Bernie Sanders running for office y’all act like the Bible is nonexistent.
Now does it sound like I’m talking a lot of bullshit now?
I certainly do not think so but if you do go ahead and comment that so I can delete it like the petty ass nigga I am. haha!
Its been a while since I have talked to you guys that keep up with my blog or at least read it. I haven’t been doing much lately but going to school and skateboarding.
That really is it; I haven’t done anything but learn how to be a better writer and learn how to put a bunch of numbers together to make a bigger one. lol How awesome is that? Oh, I learned how to use a semicolon. Well at least I think I did. haha!
So here is a snippet from Kevin Harts Laugh at My Pain! I know y’all got it….this video is funny ass HELL!
“Wait a minute! Why am I Mr. Pink?!” LMAO!
BANK HEIST
OK so here is where my story begins. Theres this little annoying fat kid who lives around the block from me. Nobody likes him. I already know what your thinking, we should be nice to this boy. How about you live by him and see what its like to have a kid walk up to you who smells like he hasn’t bathed in days and ask you silly questions. Yeah, I thought so.
But any ways I was out side helping my dad when the kid walks down the street yelling at someone asking if he could hop the fence. He was coming home from school so he had a big coat on and his back pack dragging behind him. I continue what I was doing until I hear the fence violently shaking like a dog was trying to get out or something. I look over to see the fat kid on top of the fence slowly making his way over. I yell out “Don’t fall!” and what does he do… fall, at least he fell over the fence, lol. He gets up and picks up all of his crap and throws it into his yard then prepares to hop the fence into his yard. Here is when the funny part starts. I was in my dads garage looking at him struggling to hop the fence. I started to chuckle a bit. I then started knocking on the window which must have startled him because he was hanging on the side of the fence trying desperately to get his leg over the bar. He then got of the side of the fence and turned around with a look of confusion on his face. He was looking all around to see who had knocked on the window, meaning he must have noticed me. He turns back around forgetting it all and once a gain tries to climb over the fence. After 2 more failures he gets a running start to hop the fence. I was in my dads garage laughing the whole time, it was just so funny!
After he gets him self over I start to knock on the window again which caught his attention again. He turned around and yelled out “PEEKABOO!” LMAO!!! I tried to hold my laugh it but it was hard. He was still turned around looking and yelling out “PEEKABOO!” when I slowly opened my the window and yelled out “I SEE YOU!” I wasn’t too sure what the expression on his face was because I was trying to conceal my face against the garage wall. I heard some movement so I looked to see him walking up his back yard and close the gate. That 10 minutes made my day. It was HILARIOUS!!!
Its getting close to that one day in October when people dress up and make a fool out of them selves. Yeah I’m talking about halloween. Why do I say making a fool out of them selves? Because they are! If walking down the street dress up as a possessed clown isn’t stupid then I don’t know what is. Halloween is fun tho, the best part about it is that you get FREE CANDY! Who’s idea was this anyway? Like really, lets go dress up like ghost and knock on doors requesting for candy. It sounds dumb but when your 6 years old its the coolest thing ever!
Do you remember in Elementary School when the day after Halloween kids would come to school with all there candy and talk about how much they got? They still do that crap in high school. I walk in and see a bunch of squares with bags of candy. Arn’t you like 17? I don;t plan on trick or treating this year being that I am to old. This year my plan is to go to Family Dollar or Walmart and buy me a bag of candy that cost $8.00. Its has just as much candy that I would have collected any year so might as well.
You know you can’t be trusting people these days. People putting needles in apples and crap and poising the foods. When you go and trick or treat your basically putting your life in the hands of the people who are giving you the candy because you don’t know what they did to it. Thats why when you go trick or treating you got to go to those highly respected neighborhoods where you know they ain’t sticking the candy down there pants an re-wrapping it…yeah.
So this is my post for Halloween, I might come back on here and make a post on Halloween Day about something but I’m not sure. Just be watching.
Whats the point of being a poser? Who ever your trying to impress will eventually find out that your fake. So why try when you already know the end result. Talk about an Epic Fail. ALL POSERS ARE EPIC FAILS!!!! EPIC!!! I’m serious I see a lot of posers at my school. They think there the coldest person at what the “Do” but there not. Somebody outta punch them in the neck for trying. There is no point, oh and you know one other thing I hate. People who say they can play any sport but when it comes time for them to play and they go out there, they suck! This white boy who goes to my school does all that talk. He talks about how he’ll run you over in football and cross you in basketball……the boy got crossed by a teacher in the 8th grade. Plus the teacher was crap at basketball to yet still crossed this boy. I swear he just gets on my nerves all ways talking and using the same jokes EVERY SINGLE DAY! I think I’m just gonna punch him in the neck for just being so stupid.
OK so when I saw this I was like, forreal! Then I was like, FAIL!!! Not sure what to think of this but to just say WOW! Who would have ever thought that they would make soda that gets you in the clouds. I thought space brownies was a weird idea but this?! Heres a link to the original post made by TIME. http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/09/30/marijuana-soda-medicinal-users-now-have-smoke-free-option/
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