exploding rock™

Author: Mr.Bryant

  • New Books

    Well today I got two new books. Don’t expect me to start telling you about them because I haven’t read them yet. I was at boarders today and they was having a tent sale so there was a bunch of books in brown boxed sitting on tables under a white tent. Something like the ones you see on the 4th of July when you get fire works. So I was look through and found this book called twitterature. I really didn’t read the back but read a few pages and laughed. So I bought it. When I went to the cash register the nice lady reminded me that I could get another for free. They really must have been trying to get rid of those books becasue after I told her that I already looked through for another book and couldn’t find one, she went ahead and searched one up and asked if I wanted it. Its called “Classic Lit Sign On To Facebook”. “Its a free book” Is what she said. So I agreed on getting the book and left the white tent sweating because of the heat. 93 ain’t no joke. So when ever I get around to reading them I’ll tell you people about them.

  • Twitter Review

    Twitter, the concept doesn’t bore me but excites me being the fact that I can sync it in with my facebook and annoy my friends with post coming at them back to back every two second. For those who don’t know Twitter is a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers .

    Twitter is a fun site, it lets you follow anyone who you want to keep updated with and they can follow you as well. Its not like your average social networking site. Its mostly based around through status updates and if you want to you can message people. That all you really do, no videos to watch but there is photo sharing,  just on other sites such as twitpic.com. Since its start, twitter has gone big and has over a million people tweeting there day, seems boring but it can get addicting after you first couple post and a few follows.  Thats what happened to me.

    It not only good for communitcating with friends and meeting new people but for buisness. I learned that people some how make money off of twitter just by posting up stuff. Not sure how that works so don’t ask questions.

    So what I believe I have done is what many call a review. I just talk about twitter and how it works so if you’ve been living under a rock ad haven’t heard about it or just haven’t made one, go make an account right now. Its the beginning of your tweet adventure.

  • Real Life

    I still find it kind of hard to believe that I’m almost out of school. It seems like it was just yesterday that I was in head start.  now I am 2 years away from leaving high school and entering the real world I just don’t know what to do with my self. Its kind of weird, exciting and a bit nervous because I’m only 16 and haven’t figured out what to do with my life yet. My family is trying there hardest to get me to think but just like any old teenager I rebel against them and don’t listen to a word that they got to say. I have been thinking for the longest though on what to do in my life. I have many goals that I would like to peruse but I haven’t taken the initial plan to go and do it. Well except for one but I don’t feel like going into to much detail on that matter. Don’t be trippen and think that its some weird job that I have in plan but no, when everything falls into plan you’ll see. I guess, thats if you pay any attention to what I post up for these people to see.

    In school though they do come to us a lot and talk to us about college and stuff but it seem to be over whelming and time consuming to sit down and pick a college and how your gonna pay to get in. I don’t really see the need for college. Its only for those people who want to work in a big office tower and get told what to do by this big fat man who site behind his desk all day eating doughnuts, or is that was police officers do? Well it dosent matter, its some stuck up back stabbing boss. Then on top of that your stuck in a cubical surrounded by more back stabbing employees who suck up to there boss and will do anything to annihilate you and get you fired. Sounds bad right? It is. My view on life is different from most peoples because I see things differently then others do. Its like someone is looking at an apple and when I walk up I see an orange. I think I gave a bad example, how about you come up with one and I keep talking.

    Anyways it seem like I have so many ideas and opportunities at hand but don’t take any action. 2 years of high school and where have I gone, no where. Most teens my age got a job. I got a part time job with my dad. Low pay ain’t kickin it in my world.

    As I go on and on I find it useless that I keep going about this problem and think I should stop here. Unless you can comment on this post and give me a heads up on what I should do, feel free. Until then, I’ll be waiting on that post.

  • Personal Posting

    As usual, everyone is up on facebook complaining about there life or something that has gone wrong in it. My question is, why must people share with the world that there up at 2 am crying about some relationship gone wrong. To tell you the truth I really don’t care. Yes, I know, I’m a cold hearted person. But there is no need for people to announce there divorce with there wife or husband. Do you actually think that half of your friends that you probably don’t even know care?!

    See, it has come to the point that people have gone to far and are taking there social networking site a little to personal and want to share a lot of there personal information to everyone in the world. Announcing to the world about you taking a crap on the toilet is a little to far. What even more bad is when people bring there problems to the web site and have what I call “posting arguments”. Its when they go back and forth arguing through post, posting what they should be saying over the phone or in person. People on facebook do that a lot and I see it happen a lot and it gets on my nerves because I just happen to be friends with the two people arguing and I have to sit there and watch them fight. Its stupid, pointless and will go no where.

    So right now it may seem like I am complaining about complaining but I’m trying to state a point. People shouldn’t go and hit up myspace or facebook to tell there personal life story to a bunch of people. OK some are close friends, but with teens now a days they’ll add just about anybody. Why do I know this? Because I used to do that. But for future reference, please stop posting up personal difficulties in your life. No one on there is going to help you but say a few word to calm you down. So chill out, OK?

  • The past, the present, and the future

    If you wish to change the past then you are going to alter your future. Things that happen to you in life happen for a reason. Whether they are good or bad. Just think if you would have never went to the store that evening to pick up some milk, would you have ever met your wife? Exactly! Even if the situation is bad, good always finds its way through.

    So if you have always had it implanted in your mind that you want to change the past then you should take it out because if you could change time and changed one little thing, then everything is going to be changed and you my not like it.

    Another reason things happen in life that may seem bad is that you don’t repeat history. Why do you think we learn it? Its so that when it comes to a time similar to an event that happened in your past that you did not like you remember what you did wrong and do it right or what ever came your way that was bad, you avoided it. By that, you do not repeat the past and learn from your mistakes. So be glad of what you have here before you and that what happened in the past happened, for good or the bad.

  • Some Varieties Of Poop You Should Know Of

    So my dad gives me this paper that he found while he was at work and this is what it says…

    The king Poop = It doesn’t come until you’re all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

    Bali Belly poop = You poop so much you lose 5lbs.

    Cement Block = You wish you’d gotten a spinal block before you poop.

    Cork poop (Also Known as Floater Poop) = even after the third flush, its still floating in there. how do i get rid of it? this poop usually happens at someone else’s house.

    The Bungee Poop = The kind of poop that just hangs off your real before it fall into the water.

    The Crippler = the kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waste down.

    The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang = The kind of pop that hits you when you’re trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

    The Party Pooper = The giant poop you take at a party. And when you first flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

  • DVS Shoes & Matix Clothing Tour 7/24/2010

    This may be a little late but I went to the DVS Shoes and Matix Clothing Tour and it was awesome. I got to meet pros like Kenny Hoyle and Luis Tolentino. I even made a video of it to. Check it out!

  • Hello Cruel World!

    I got tired of the last 10 blogs I made so I decided to make a new one with a better name and something that didn’t sound stupid. Exploding Rock just sounded better and then BAM! It came into being after just a few clicks and some words I had to type in. Maybe some photo you clicked on directed you here, I don’t know and I really don’t care. JUST READ MY STUFF! No but really this is the first of many post that you will see my blog viewers. You will soon be typing in exploding rock dot wordpress dot com to see what kind of whacked out stuff I have to say and trust me, there will be a lot of crap on here probably worth reading. Like everyone on this earth my life is different and you will get something to read like no other when you come here. But let me stop here because now that I think of it, nobody really ever reads the first blog post, well at least I don’t so I’m gonna leave you guy’s hanging and will see you later today when I got something to write about.