So as I write this post I’m sitting in my favorite Coffee Shop which is Heine Bros. If you drink there then you are now automatically my friends. Anyways I wanted to start making a series of post of whats going on in the shop while I’m here. Now lets starts.
Directly sitting across from me is this white dude. He looks like a hipster and has a a Macbook Pro. On the cover of his mac he fucking out a mustache on the apple… lets talk about that shit real quick. Ive seen sitckers that bite the apple, pose next to the apple, but this mothafucka put a got damn mustache on his apple. Lets also talk about the slippers and hair cut that this dude has. He also keeps smiling awkwardly and is looking out of the window. I’m not sure if he got high for 4/20 and decided to sit in the coffee shop for 4 hours or he just naturally acts like this.
Anyways, morning on to the guy reading the atheist book. OKay, well I’m not surre if its an atheist book but it had a hart and triangle on it. I’d google it but I don’t have time, I’m typing.
Moving on…
My homie Christian put Cinnamon on my Cinna- wait. Never mind. I’ll say it anyways, he sprinkled cinnamon on my cinnamon roll and I wanted to tell him I was allergic to it as a joke but now that I think about it, If I was allergic I wouldn’t be able to eat the damn thing to begin with.
Last but not least…
Heine Bro’s is discontinuing my favorite tea for reasons unknown. Well not really, its because my homie Daimont and I are the only ones that drink it. They’ve replaced it with Oolong tea which is a good alternative. Its pretty tasty.
The End…
Well this ends Coffee Shop Days Pt.1 Expect more post or maybe an episode soon. I come here 2 or three times a week.
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