So my dad gives me this paper that he found while he was at work and this is what it says…
The king Poop = It doesn’t come until you’re all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
Bali Belly poop = You poop so much you lose 5lbs.
Cement Block = You wish you’d gotten a spinal block before you poop.
Cork poop (Also Known as Floater Poop) = even after the third flush, its still floating in there. how do i get rid of it? this poop usually happens at someone else’s house.
The Bungee Poop = The kind of poop that just hangs off your real before it fall into the water.
The Crippler = the kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waste down.
The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang = The kind of pop that hits you when you’re trapped in your car in a traffic jam.
The Party Pooper = The giant poop you take at a party. And when you first flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
exploding rock™ 