*fuck all that other shit lets get to it*
I’m the conspiracy theorist.
I’m the guy who would walk around at work and when at home with friends and tell them about the most craziest shit. I remember back in the day when I was in High School, my homie Cj and I would sit around for hours at a time talking about new conspiracies. From the illuminati to current day issues.
We’ve covered it all.
Now it’s like the entire generation want’s to “Wake Up” after years and years of calling me crazy. You’ve got to be shitting me right? Why does everyone want to be Alex Jones now? I mean come on, why can’t you fuckers go back to telling me that I’m wrong! This isn’t no wanting to feel special type of ordeal, I’m just being serious. How can a person go from disagreeing with you, to wanting to believe you? I mean fuck!
Every time I see a “Stay Woke” post I cringe in anger. I’m about to start being petty and leave slanderous words in their comment boxes becasue fuck em.
So lately as I bash college more and more, I’ve had two people preach to me about the importance of college. The first was my new fulltime supervisor at work who acts as if he drank an entire pot of coffee before coming in. He stressed to me how much he wants nothing more than to see all of us leave UPS with a piece of paper (referring to a degree of course) because it holds that much value. I couldn’t help but tell myself that while he’s telling me all of this, that fancy Apple Watch he kept glancing at was from a company founded by a college dropout.
As the fine young gentleman I am, I politely listened and pondered later what he told me. I’ve convinced myself college isn’t for me. Yes the college life is cool but having to go through the course’s is what I hate. I know I know, its like that for everyone but in my situation I feel that this isn’t for me. I’m going to put my mind and body through all of this strenuous effort to get a degree that will only help me get my “pinky toe” into the door as my buddy Daimont would say.
The more I ponder my presents in post secondary education, the more I get the “College Talk.” Just today as my mother and I were paying for the brand new tires on our car, the lead mechanic gave me a similar speech about college. I don’t know if its just me but I think theres some force that is trying to keep me in college. I don’t understand why because I have such radical views towards college.
I haven’t quit yet and I’m digging the perks of being student. But going back to my College discussion, I honestly think the only way to make it in life is if you start a business. Now I know, the first thought that comes to mind is that you need to go to school. Yes that is an option but what most people don’t realize is that there are seminars and classes nation wide that is similar to college course’s. You’ll be out of $800 but in the long run you will be able to obtain the knowledge needed to run and operate a business.
Whatever it is I’m trying to do, I need to figure it out quick because I am 21 and I’ll be 30 before we all know it.