Day three and I managed to leave the bag of cheese flavored Bugles open again. I really need to stop doing that. I can taste how stale they are getting by the day. Its going to be a cold pizza morning. I’m talking about the round ones that are small and can be warmed up in about 2 minutes. I don’t have time, I just got to go because in the end we all die so why waste time?
Time is something that fucks me over and over again because I go against everything I say and stay in my bed asleep for no reason. I’m lost, hopeless, yet on a mission of some sorts and I will get it somehow. It’s all a matter of will and if I can fight off what has caused me to become this bitter slow human.
If only video games could cure me, that would be the much more desirable effect. I can’t complain about what’s has made it to the forefront of my future. With all the bells and whistles, Im set for the years to come.
~ keep it all smiles
ps. NIGGA THIS PIZZA IS FIRE!
I just thought of some shit. Now this is going to sound stupid in the beginning but please allow my high mind to reach its destination as we go through a bunch of bull shit.
First off I was thinking about the habit of smoking and the reason why we do it. If you haven’t smoked a cigarette, it’s not the pleasant of feelings. When you first start out you get light headed (at least it was for me) and then you feel like you want to puke or something. If you were stubborn like me and kept fiddling around with those damn things you would have become used to it and can take in the full effects of what a nicotine fix is like.
So anyways, people that smoke are doing it becasue of what they are receiving from the smoke which is nicotine. All good right? Well heres where my mind took a turn for the worse and began thinking about why we have lungs and maybe when we were created we were such a primate species that our design meant we needed lungs. Well going past that, lets look at how our body intakes stuff. For food and water we ingest it through our mouths and whatever the product contains will then travel through our system. (This is why they tell us to eat healthy, pay attention!)
Other ways stuff gets inside of our feeble bodies is through our lungs. Practically everything we breathe affects our body. That’s why we need to stop polluting the air. Now as I take a toke from the bong guess what I’m receiving? THC. Now where I’m going with this is going to sound strange but what my thoughts behind this were, “What if the reason weed is a medicine that can be smoked and only a primate species would think that.” What I’m saying is, weed is supposed to be here to aid us and is the most natural component here on earth. The plant can do a lot, what’s the point of trying to recreate what can already successfully be done. With the idea of how life originated and the common sense that could possibly be given, I Mr. Afro declare that WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL.
~ Keep it all smiles
Have you ever rolled a joint and then tried to smoke it only to find out that it won’t light? Then you have to go through the painstaking process of unraveling your joint, grabbing your pipe, then packing a bowl. It screws everything up because now all of your plans that you have gone through and made are now being pushed back 5 minutes or so because you got to redo you weed mistake.
What makes it worse its that you’ll get sad, open your refrigerator in search of yogurt but there isn’t any so you settle for strawberry sherbert. You’re only satisfied for 20 minutes because you realize that people who spell the word in front of the word that in this sentence with a letter “S” are foreigners. It makes sense right? I know that I’m not the only one who thinks this.
To top it all off with the icing on the cake, you began to think about all the other junk food thats in the fridge but you’re afraid to eat them because a sick stomach in the morning is something you do not want to deal with. Its kind of like a hangover but your not sick because of the Remy. OH and besides this nigga Fetty Wap, who in the HELL ELSE drinks fucking Remy Martin? NOBODY that I know of. Now you can easily joke and say that my friends are broke but we all got jobs and pay bills, so take your “broke” jokes across the river with the rest of those damn hoosiers.
I could go on all day but doing that would just get those weirdos jerking off to the impractical thoughts that pierce an ovulating mind. Just think of all those wonderful thoughtful juices seeping from the clustered lines and squiggles that scatter across the human brain. Its a bit gut turning but to say the least, the beef was cold.
Oh before I go, can we all just come together the summer of 2016 and make a video that says “Fuck Donald Trump?” Like I can’t be the only one who wants to take a shit on this noggin and piss in his nostrils. Like for real, fuck that rich bastard who appeals to the ignorant poor people. Those same ignorant poor people who don’t have money to pay for health insurance but want Obama Care abolished. Its bullshit but lets not think about it as we walk through life accustomed to un-equal trade and value.
How ever this shit goes, I know to not enter the realm of mistakable primitives and unjust conspiracies.
ps. Fuck Samsung, they are forever copying Apple. I just see the new design leak for that damn Galaxy S7, its ugly. I read rumors that the iPhone 7 will not include a home button and incorporate the 3D touch as a button but on the screen. Just watch though, Samsung will see what revolutionary creation Apple has implemented and then will copy it. Its fucking pitiful
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So as many of you might know, I like to fly kites. Yes I said it and I back it up! I LIKE TO FLY KITES. So you wanna know what I decided to do tonight? I let the gas in the flame and let it fuel the metal engines in the rear as the vacuum began to suck. After the fuel has been implemented into the chambers, the particles disperse through out the system. They intertwine with the cells and BOOM! You have a flying kite!
I can’t believe I just gave that an explanation, haha! never mind that … but anyways!!! I am currently flying my kite in here in you know where! haha…. yeah
For those sober folks that didn’t know, today is 4/20. “Whats 4/20? I thought that was a time?!” Why yes it is, a time to go roll up a doobie and get in touch with the clouds or outer space. Now why am I making a a post about National Smoke Weed day? Well I got a cop friend you sent me a snapchat (yeah like this dude is on duty snapchatting me) saying its “Narcotics Day.” Just last night I was biking home and a cop passed me, had my heart racing and shit. But I find it funny that the law looks at 4/20 as a day to meet their quota or to get “drugs” off of the streets.
Weed ain’t nothing but a plant, it just grows like that! I know y’all seen that Katt Williams skit where the nigga was wearing an all green suit and a belt buckle bigger than him. He spoke the truth. I mean really, alcohol is far more worse to the body than Marijuana. Not to mention more people have died from drinking alcohol than people who have smoked weed. Matter of fact, I don’t think anyone has ever died from weed!
Now don’t go asking me for facts and shit because we both know that the shit is true. Oh, and don’t go judging me and calling me an ignorant fool for making this post littered with curse words. You don’t have to sound educated to be educated.
ps. Holla at em whoaaa!
OK so when I saw this I was like, forreal! Then I was like, FAIL!!! Not sure what to think of this but to just say WOW! Who would have ever thought that they would make soda that gets you in the clouds. I thought space brownies was a weird idea but this?! Heres a link to the original post made by TIME. http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/09/30/marijuana-soda-medicinal-users-now-have-smoke-free-option/