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Rubbish

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Time Will Tell

To start, this may be the very first and last post on the profile. That does depend on whether I like this blogging platform or not. If you happen to see more post that wow, I must really have done something. But anyways I’m here to just ramble my mind off. Ya’ know, get some stuff of my chest. To be honest, there really isn’t much on my mind. I just like to sit down and just start typing about nonsese in hopes to captivate people that are reading. Eventually I get tired of trying to grab ahold of poeples minds and run away onto an imaginary island full of rattle snakes a ghost and try to fight them with a plastic spork. Some battle huh? I would say so. I mean think about it, Me vs Snakes & Ghost. That shit is crazy! I could see it right now, getting the stuff chocked out of me by a ghost and then getting bit by a damn rattle snake. Ain’t that some shit. lol.

I’m Keeping It Real!

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Whoa! Here we are once again. The month that gets cold in certain states and snow falls. Plus the fat guy in the red suit comes down your chimney and supposedly leaves you some presents. We all know its our parents. I’m not gonna lie to my kids about Santa, whats the point? I’d hate to be the parent who has to tell there kid at the age of 10 that there isn’t no Santa Claus like for real. I know there are some people out there who are with me. Telling yo kids a lie, this ain’t no little lie…this a BIG lie. Yo kid be sitting there crying for 3 hours about how there isn’t no Santa Claus, plus we in the age of “Technology is The Future” meaning yo kid who is 10 years old got a facebook. He/She all over facebook telling his/her friends there ain’t no Santa Claus. Guess who all the parents gonna look at for ruining there children’s happiness on Christmas Eve, yeah they gonna be looking at yo stupid ass for telling. “But we gotta tell our kids sooner or later”. Maybe if you didn’t tell them in the first place that there isn’t no Santa Claus and that we get the presents that make you piss your pants in the morning because of extreme amounts of joy! When I get some kids I’m gonna keep it real with them all the way. “Look thats a bear, when their little there all nice cute and cuddly, when they get older there vicious and deadly. They will maul you to death if they catch you in the forest by yo self”. I’m just gonna keep it real with them. “Boy you better not touch that spider, you touch it its gonna bite you and kill you”. Simple as that, he gets scared and stays away. see how easy that was? Y’all wanna be all oh I’m not gonna tell my baby that. WELL I AM! I know this is sort but this was just on my mind. You people have a nice day, I’m finna go sip on my egg nogg and go watch my skate videos.  Comment!