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Trump is gonna build a wall that will be broken like Berlin.

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Like the rest of the logical thinking Americans here in the US, I oppose the wall that President Trump wants to build. I’ve heard people say time and time again how much of a great idea this would be but honestly it makes no sense. Yes, people from mexico cross the border every day entering this country illegally but really, do you think a large wall is going to stop them from coming over? Plus did you folks not hear about how some of the wall will just be fence? So in essence, that amazing wall that this dumbass in office plans to build really isn’t going to stop or change anything.

What really rubs me the wrong way about Trumps “Wall” is the fact that he claims that Mexico will pay for it. … Now if that isn’t complete utter bullshit than I don’t know what is. That’s like Canada building a wall and telling us to pay for it. I bet y’all would get really pissed about that huh? Talk about a double standard.

Now for those of you that are cursing at your phone or computer screen, telling me to go to hell, that is fine. I accept the fact that you are blinded by a false dream that America will be great again, but to be honest, in order to be “Great Again,” you have to acknowledge that America isn’t in the best shape. You have to acknowledge that the version of America that you want isn’t coming back. You have to realize that Millennials and Generation Z will overthrow the old heads in office because the predicament that we are in right now isn’t going to be changed by some unqualified, fascist president who think that bringing warehouse work back to America is going to change the future.

As always…

~ Keep it all smiles

 

Obese Child Goes Fence Hopping

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OK so here is where my story begins.  Theres this little annoying fat kid who lives around the block from me.  Nobody likes him. I already know what your thinking, we should be nice to this boy. How about you live by him and see what its like to have a kid walk up to you who smells like he hasn’t bathed in days and ask you silly questions. Yeah, I thought so.

But any ways I was out side helping my dad when the kid walks down the street yelling at someone asking if he could hop the fence. He was coming home from school so he had a big coat on and his back pack dragging behind him. I continue what I was doing until I hear the fence violently shaking like a dog was trying to get out or something. I look over to see the fat kid on top of the fence slowly making his way over. I yell out “Don’t fall!” and what does he do… fall, at least he fell over the fence, lol. He gets up and picks up all of his crap and throws it into his yard then prepares to hop the fence into his yard. Here is when the funny part starts. I was in my dads garage looking at him struggling to hop the fence. I started to chuckle a bit. I then started knocking on the window which must have startled him because he was hanging on the side of the fence trying desperately to get his leg over the bar.  He then got of the side of the fence and turned around with a look of confusion on his face. He was looking all around to see who had knocked on the window, meaning he must have noticed me. He turns back around forgetting it all and once a gain tries to climb over the fence. After 2 more failures he gets a running start to hop the fence. I was in my dads garage laughing the whole time, it was just so funny!

After he gets him self over I start to knock on the window again which caught his attention again. He turned around and yelled out “PEEKABOO!” LMAO!!! I tried to hold my laugh it but it was hard. He was still turned around looking and yelling out “PEEKABOO!” when I slowly opened my the window and yelled out “I SEE YOU!” I wasn’t too sure what the expression on his face was because I was trying to conceal my face against the garage wall. I heard some movement so I looked to see him walking up his back yard and close the gate. That 10 minutes made my day. It was HILARIOUS!!!