Obese Child Goes Fence Hopping

OK so here is where my story begins.  Theres this little annoying fat kid who lives around the block from me.  Nobody likes him. I already know what your thinking, we should be nice to this boy. How about you live by him and see what its like to have a kid walk up to you who smells like he hasn’t bathed in days and ask you silly questions. Yeah, I thought so.

But any ways I was out side helping my dad when the kid walks down the street yelling at someone asking if he could hop the fence. He was coming home from school so he had a big coat on and his back pack dragging behind him. I continue what I was doing until I hear the fence violently shaking like a dog was trying to get out or something. I look over to see the fat kid on top of the fence slowly making his way over. I yell out “Don’t fall!” and what does he do… fall, at least he fell over the fence, lol. He gets up and picks up all of his crap and throws it into his yard then prepares to hop the fence into his yard. Here is when the funny part starts. I was in my dads garage looking at him struggling to hop the fence. I started to chuckle a bit. I then started knocking on the window which must have startled him because he was hanging on the side of the fence trying desperately to get his leg over the bar.  He then got of the side of the fence and turned around with a look of confusion on his face. He was looking all around to see who had knocked on the window, meaning he must have noticed me. He turns back around forgetting it all and once a gain tries to climb over the fence. After 2 more failures he gets a running start to hop the fence. I was in my dads garage laughing the whole time, it was just so funny!

After he gets him self over I start to knock on the window again which caught his attention again. He turned around and yelled out “PEEKABOO!” LMAO!!! I tried to hold my laugh it but it was hard. He was still turned around looking and yelling out “PEEKABOO!” when I slowly opened my the window and yelled out “I SEE YOU!” I wasn’t too sure what the expression on his face was because I was trying to conceal my face against the garage wall. I heard some movement so I looked to see him walking up his back yard and close the gate. That 10 minutes made my day. It was HILARIOUS!!!

Posers+Fakes=FAIL

Whats the point of being a poser? Who ever your trying to impress will eventually find out that your fake. So why try when you already know the end result. Talk about an Epic Fail. ALL POSERS ARE EPIC FAILS!!!! EPIC!!! I’m serious I see a lot of posers at my school. They think there the coldest person at what the “Do” but there not. Somebody outta punch them in the neck for trying. There is no point, oh and you know one other thing I hate. People who say they can play any sport but when it comes time for them to play and they go out there, they suck! This white boy who goes to my school does all that talk. He talks about how he’ll run you over in football and cross you in basketball……the boy got crossed by a teacher in the 8th grade. Plus the teacher was crap at basketball to yet still crossed this boy. I swear he just gets on my nerves all ways talking and using the same jokes EVERY SINGLE DAY! I think I’m just gonna punch him in the neck for just being so stupid.