Free Writing Pt. 1

Yeah, so now what?

Ya come this far in life and then you come across a post like this.

Well its simple my friends, when I speak you listen and when I listen you speak. There is nothing more here then just a non-finalized way of ending a bad conversation but when you don’t try your best to think about it you get caught up in all the bogus crap hipsters leave out in the road.

I like to sometimes look at everything as a trial and the time you go to bed is the tribulations. I got a funny story to tell that has to do with trials and tribulations but its to long to explain. The point is that when you got one thing to do and you get side tracked, then things get really messy. Like right now.

I would like to think I am sounding smart but in all reality I am not. I am just wasting time as usually just spilling the beans of a worthless human who stands on top of a rolling piece of wood.

Obese Child Goes Fence Hopping

OK so here is where my story begins.  Theres this little annoying fat kid who lives around the block from me.  Nobody likes him. I already know what your thinking, we should be nice to this boy. How about you live by him and see what its like to have a kid walk up to you who smells like he hasn’t bathed in days and ask you silly questions. Yeah, I thought so.

But any ways I was out side helping my dad when the kid walks down the street yelling at someone asking if he could hop the fence. He was coming home from school so he had a big coat on and his back pack dragging behind him. I continue what I was doing until I hear the fence violently shaking like a dog was trying to get out or something. I look over to see the fat kid on top of the fence slowly making his way over. I yell out “Don’t fall!” and what does he do… fall, at least he fell over the fence, lol. He gets up and picks up all of his crap and throws it into his yard then prepares to hop the fence into his yard. Here is when the funny part starts. I was in my dads garage looking at him struggling to hop the fence. I started to chuckle a bit. I then started knocking on the window which must have startled him because he was hanging on the side of the fence trying desperately to get his leg over the bar.  He then got of the side of the fence and turned around with a look of confusion on his face. He was looking all around to see who had knocked on the window, meaning he must have noticed me. He turns back around forgetting it all and once a gain tries to climb over the fence. After 2 more failures he gets a running start to hop the fence. I was in my dads garage laughing the whole time, it was just so funny!

After he gets him self over I start to knock on the window again which caught his attention again. He turned around and yelled out “PEEKABOO!” LMAO!!! I tried to hold my laugh it but it was hard. He was still turned around looking and yelling out “PEEKABOO!” when I slowly opened my the window and yelled out “I SEE YOU!” I wasn’t too sure what the expression on his face was because I was trying to conceal my face against the garage wall. I heard some movement so I looked to see him walking up his back yard and close the gate. That 10 minutes made my day. It was HILARIOUS!!!

Spam

What is the point of spam. Its kind of dumb when you just go around posting random crap to websites, groups and what ever type of website there is that you can post something to. Like people set up computer programs to just go out there and spam websites about nothing. It be some stupid stuff to. For example, my blog. I always get these weird computer spams. Stuff talking about computers and crap like that. I guess they didn’t know that I check my comments before approval and that I have this Akismet thing set up on my blog so I’m protected. But yet they come and try to spam my blog. DAMMIT QUIT! I don’t care about your crap your trying to tell me or sale me. Just leave me alone! I realize this is such a short post and it kinda seems like all of my post that I have been making are getting shorter. No need to trip I got some drafts set up for some real stuff on the way. Crazy stories and other stuff that you’ll enjoy. For example, the fat kid trying to hop the fence. I think I may post that today, haha.

Personal Posting

As usual, everyone is up on facebook complaining about there life or something that has gone wrong in it. My question is, why must people share with the world that there up at 2 am crying about some relationship gone wrong. To tell you the truth I really don’t care. Yes, I know, I’m a cold hearted person. But there is no need for people to announce there divorce with there wife or husband. Do you actually think that half of your friends that you probably don’t even know care?!

See, it has come to the point that people have gone to far and are taking there social networking site a little to personal and want to share a lot of there personal information to everyone in the world. Announcing to the world about you taking a crap on the toilet is a little to far. What even more bad is when people bring there problems to the web site and have what I call “posting arguments”. Its when they go back and forth arguing through post, posting what they should be saying over the phone or in person. People on facebook do that a lot and I see it happen a lot and it gets on my nerves because I just happen to be friends with the two people arguing and I have to sit there and watch them fight. Its stupid, pointless and will go no where.

So right now it may seem like I am complaining about complaining but I’m trying to state a point. People shouldn’t go and hit up myspace or facebook to tell there personal life story to a bunch of people. OK some are close friends, but with teens now a days they’ll add just about anybody. Why do I know this? Because I used to do that. But for future reference, please stop posting up personal difficulties in your life. No one on there is going to help you but say a few word to calm you down. So chill out, OK?

Hello Cruel World!

I got tired of the last 10 blogs I made so I decided to make a new one with a better name and something that didn’t sound stupid. Exploding Rock just sounded better and then BAM! It came into being after just a few clicks and some words I had to type in. Maybe some photo you clicked on directed you here, I don’t know and I really don’t care. JUST READ MY STUFF! No but really this is the first of many post that you will see my blog viewers. You will soon be typing in exploding rock dot wordpress dot com to see what kind of whacked out stuff I have to say and trust me, there will be a lot of crap on here probably worth reading. Like everyone on this earth my life is different and you will get something to read like no other when you come here. But let me stop here because now that I think of it, nobody really ever reads the first blog post, well at least I don’t so I’m gonna leave you guy’s hanging and will see you later today when I got something to write about.