I Don’t Always Get High

  As the title reads, take it how you would like. Haha, yeah so I’m pretty stoned right now but I wanted to get on here and talk you y’all a bit. “Oh so what do you want you fucking weed addict!” I’m first of all let’s clear the air a little bit. I am not a weed addict. I just smoke marijuana on a regular basis because it helps with my minor depression and the fact that I have a lousy out look on life.

I mean it isn’t that bad, I usually look at it is a type of self medication. For example, there is nothing wrong, I’m just high. That statement may sound a very abstract and out there, but don’t question it and just pretend. I mean hell, I know you do anyways because life isn’t what it seems. How so? Let’s take a book and open it. There’s a lot of pages isn’t it? Pages are paper, a common material that is used for a lot of stuff. Now, let’s take paper and put words on it. What have we done? We’ve gave it power!

It makes all sense but hey, I got to stop talking right now. My buddy Daimont is playing Hannibal Buress on his iPhone 4s. (He occasionally argues with Siri). So anyways, I’m going to go.

Ps. Smoke weed

Pss. Everyday

~ Keep it all smiles

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$20,000 Worth of Bullshit

I just watched this video from this company named “ARCA.” Along with all the other companies in the world that are trying to create a hover board, they have succeeding in doing so. The ARCA Board, as they call it, is this big rectangular box consist of 36 electric fans giving the board 272 horse power. This damn thing is 57 inches long, 30 inches wide, and 6 inches thick.

In the video the CEO and all of his subordinates talk some good stuff about this board. According to Dumitru Popescu, we can ride this thing over land, water, and snow. What they fail to mention is that this thing can only fly for 6 minutes so I would suggest if you bought this to night fly over the ocean. Watching the video made me mad though because you can just look at every single person and tell that they were either lying about something or just knew nothing about skateboarding.

Each person that spoke said “This will make your dreams come true,” “You can finally fly.” It was just a bunch of rubbish. I’m not going to give these fools $20,000 for a big ass piece of shit when I got a skateboard with 4 wheels. All I’m trying to say is, don’t waste your money.

~ Keep it all smiles

The Calm Before The Storm *2016 Spoilers*

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Its December 29th which means we have one more day until it is New years Eve. Now the point of this post is for me to gather ya’ll’s attention to the days between Christmas and New Years. Have you ever sat down to realize what exactly goes on during those short few days? Most people may think, “Oh people are making new years resolutions.” Yeah that may be the case but I’d like to say it gets deeper than that.

What I am wanting to say is that the 5 day period between these two occasions are more than days, but a void. We all know what a void is, just a lot of nothingness. Now lets take that idea and implement that into the 5 days we have before we settle into the new year. While you read this take the time to look around you and see how you feel. What day is it? Who are you? (Yes those questions are weird but just play along).

I feel like in some sense those 5 days are a time that should be spent reflecting on what you have done over the year. If there is anything that you feel you have screwed up or think there is trouble, you should make time to fix it. Life is more than just an everyday process of doing the same shit, its growing and making achievements. We come into this world with out a lick of spit and die with a pot of gold.

Its pretty fascinating when you take a moment to realize that you are human. Right now we should all wistfully disappear off into our happy places and let the contemplation begin. You don’t know, maybe you will find something inside….the depths of the void.

~ Keep it all smiles

I Think I Died in 1941

I think I hit Pearl Harbor.

The only reason why I am assuming this is because my dad walked in my room babbling about reincarnation. I’m a firm believer in reincarnation so of course I gave him my full attention. He told me that its every 52 years or so that you get reincarnated. If that is the case than I must have died in 1941. This is the same year that Japan bombed Pearl Harbor and when the United States said “fuck it” and declared war. This all of course sparked WWII and the rest is history.

Where I stand in the mix of all of this is unknown. I sometimes tell myself that maybe I was born in Japan. The reason why I say this is because when I look at photographs of Japan they look so comforting and inviting. I somewhat want to be there. I could have been that daring pilot that bombed the harbor. Then again I could be wrong and I could have been one part of the Naval fleet that got killed on the USS Arizona.

What ever happened to me in my past is still a mystery but I hope to find out some time soon. Its quite interesting. This is why I can’t take up on any religion because I won’t be able to to think this way. I love abstract thinking and having that repressed would just piss me off.

College Talk

So lately as I bash college more and more, I’ve had two people preach to me about the importance of college. The first was my new fulltime supervisor at work who acts as if he drank an entire pot of coffee before coming in. He stressed to me how much he wants nothing more than to see all of us leave UPS with a piece of paper (referring to a degree of course) because it holds that much value. I couldn’t help but tell myself that while he’s telling me all of this, that fancy Apple Watch he kept glancing at was from a company founded by a college dropout.

As the fine young gentleman I am, I politely listened and pondered later what he told me. I’ve convinced myself college isn’t for me. Yes the college life is cool but having to go through the course’s is what I hate. I know I know, its like that for everyone but in my situation I feel that this isn’t for me. I’m going to put my mind and body through all of this strenuous effort to get a degree that will only help me get my “pinky toe” into the door as my buddy Daimont would say.

The more I ponder my presents in post secondary education, the more I get the “College Talk.” Just today as my mother and I were paying for the brand new tires on our car, the lead mechanic gave me a similar speech about college. I don’t know if its just me but I think theres some force that is trying to keep me in college. I don’t understand why because I have such radical views towards college.

I haven’t quit yet and I’m digging the perks of being student. But going back to my College discussion, I honestly think the only way to make it in life is if you start a business. Now I know, the first thought that comes to mind is that you need to go to school. Yes that is an option but what most people don’t realize is that there are seminars and classes nation wide that is similar to college course’s. You’ll be out of $800 but in the long run you will be able to obtain the knowledge needed to run and operate a business.

Whatever it is I’m trying to do, I need to figure it out quick because I am 21 and I’ll be 30 before we all know it.

Oh yeahhh

So I figured that I would download the WordPress app onto my phone for more easier posting. Never thought it would look this good! Mwhaha! The visual editor is on point! Here’s a cool picture because I’m out!

  

My Thoughts About School

Post secondary education is a way the government exploits families by telling them that if you go to school you can get a better job and get a piece of the American pie. What they don’t tell you is that its all lies and they just want you’re money. How sad right?

Did I mention that when you go to college you are just learning one thing (unless you double major) that prepares you for a job? A job where you work for someone and you are not the boss. See I told someone at work about this and they looked at me as if I was crazy and said that you need college to live a better life.

Well… yes and no. See I was fortunate enough to grow up in a household with a father that has an entrepreneurs mind set. He also warned me about the work force and how they will treat you. So far I’ve been treated like shit and I don’t like it.

Now I know everyone can’t just go into business because you are still going to need people to work for you and if everyone was a businessman/woman than you wouldn’t have a workforce. It gets a little more complex than that little flimsy example I gave but the point is, College is BS and money is a lie.

Anatomy

Guess what guys? I’ve finally paid off my mac! (Hoorayy!) Now to get down to business.

Its July 12th and its safe to say that the summer is almost over. I’ve already pictured it. July will fly by like all the other months and before we know school will be back in session and trying to type up a paper will be the hardest thing to do since the invention of mechanical pencils.

But last night I was rolling the the city with my homie Brandon and I began to think to myself. “What have I done all this summer?” The question was starting to make me think that I wasted my entire summer and that I didn’t get enough skating in. As we rode around, specifically out on Bardstown rd, I realized that I really didn’t waste my summer at all. Its was pretty eventful. I spent a lot of time with the homies, wrote a lot of cool songs, skated a lot on the days it didn’t rain, learned switch tricks, and even made some awesome new friends.

The ideal summer that I had in mind before listing all of that was to just skate in Newburg and read books. Well guess what? I even did that too. I remember the summer prior to this one it was one of those “getting back to your roots” type ordeal. I had just got out of my first relationship, so actually getting to do what I want was something new and fascinating to me. I discovered my inner self and who I really was as I skated and listened to music. Fast forward to now I’ve done a lot more soul searching and a lot more tree blowing and have enjoyed it. I haven’t just had fun but have learned a lot.

Oh and remember my early life crisis? Well last night I made another realization that in just 3 and 1/2 months I’ll be 22. A scary number in my eyes but its what has the ball rolling and encouraging me to do more with my life and to live out all of my dreams. Just wait, you’ll be hearing from me a whole lot more.

Coffee Shop Days 2

Okay so check it. I’m sitting by the window in Heine Bros and right outside there is a table with an old lady sitting there. I low-key feel like she’s reading what I’m typing right now, so if she is… Hello! haha

Anyways today is my moms birthday so Happy Birthday mom!

I don’t plan on staying long because I need to head home and attend to some other stuff that is important so here is a brief over view of whats going on. RIGHT in front of me is a tall white lady and a SUPEr tall Indian guy talking business. They’re not as interesting though as the pretty ladies sitting outside talking about who knows what.

But never mind that.