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What did Fergie Say?

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I’m not into basketball so I totally missed the All Star Game. I woke up this afternoon to videos of Fergie singing the National Anthem with articles attached detailing how terrible her singing was. Luckily twitter knows how to use their smartphones and shortened out a clip showing us EXACTLY how she screwed it up.

I typically don’t share celeb shit on my blog or trending pop culture bullshit but gaddamn this shit was funny. LMAO

 

~ keep it all smiles

*sigh*

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I totally need to calm down with these angry/sad post that I have been flooding my blog with these past years. I mean yeah, I’ve been going through some rough times mentally, but I don’t think I need to express my frustration in a way that makes it seem like I’m a cry baby.

I noticed a new feature on facebooks mobile app that allows you to view your profile the way a person who isn’t friends with you would. I totally forgot that my page is set to where people that are not my friends cannot see my facebook status’. What I didn’t remember was that all of my wordpress activity automatically uploads to my facebook and for all the public to see.

As I scrolled down I saw post after post of all the sad BS that I’ve posted over the recent months. I don’t think I’ve made any uplifting post in quite some time. I don’t even think I’ve made a post that asserted that life was going good. Thinking about it though, I have trained myself over the years to enter the blogosphere to rant and rave about whatever in the hell I’m going through. From my early post back in high school to now, I’ve wrote some of the gnarliest poetry to the most depressing heartbroken shit I could think of.

I really wanna blame facebook because the app is a totally legal drug with bad side effects. The side effects include jealousy, hate, love, depression, psychological torture, and a sprinkle of “WE CONTROL YOUR LIFE.”

I’m serious.

facebook has turned me into a monster.

MANY OF US ARE CREATIONS OF FACEBOOK.

MY DEPRESSION STEMS FROM FACEBOOK.

i really wanna delete facebook but how else am i gonna get a chicks number or stay in contact.

Oh, I’ll also be damned if I have to be one of those boyfriends who has to look at a Snap story or like every Instagram picture because really, I’m not on those sites often. I’ve cut back on facebook but I’ve been a member for quite some time. It’s never really going to go away. 

I am surprised I didn’t get hooked to twitter because back in the G I used to tweet my ass off. I kept up the tweeting habit until I realized that twitter is listerally based on a social status. If my following count is one sided I’m not gonna fuck with it. The purpose was to interact and share shit, now its like high school but on the internet and I am once again lame. 

Damn internet. 

Going back to my originally subject, I need to lighten up. I’m really just a laid back guy who doesn’t say much so for me to take action through words in a way I have been doing for years is kind of bothering me. Come to think of it, I had to rebrand myself as a rapper and talk more of what I know instead of trying to copy my favorite rapper Ab – Soul.

(Side note, I wanted to be hella lyrical and deep thinking like Soulo but that’s just a small portion of me.)

Maybe that’s what I need to do with this site. Rebrand myself and write about the shit I think about when I’m stoned or the natural beauty of life. I’m going to think about this.

VERY … VERY . . hard.

~ keep it all smiles

Act. 2

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Dear …

Now what I quite don’t understand is how you can be so devious, so our right low, and sooo evil to possibly eeeven try to pull something like that off. I mean I look around and creep on some stats and pro’s and ya know what I have come to assume? That something is up that I don’t know about….but in reality, I do.

Moving on to what I want to say, why is it that everytime something is posted by this anonymous person it is removed 5 to 10 minutes later as if it was not there. Like no one saw it, not knowing the man with the golden eye caught it before it was thown away.

There’s nothing you can hide that social media can give to me. I have the power to shut you down and put you on blast to the point that you WILL truly hate me. Consider me as the friend with the ambition to ruin a very distastful relationship that is as bland as a tomato sandwich….

Making my call and to prove a fact that is being horribly hidden yet known to the world like our economic struggle, it seems to me that the cost of love is very cheap and can be easliy bought, then sold for a price of nothing. With that being said my suspicion will only go away unless I am being told the straight truth with you right there before me crying and swearing that it is all a misunderstanding.

P.S. Keep in mind that I will out do and persue something I have being trying for what seems a decade. In the end if I win…then its all mine. If I lose…I will do what you say will be the most devestating thing that I can ever do. No this is not a threat or some way to change you mind, but a message to show how a warm loving heart…can become as cold as ice.

Sincerely

Angry Black Man

New PARAMORE VIDEO!

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So last night at 12 midnight Paramores new music video monster was supposed to be shown on MTV’s website. So as a big fan of there music that I am, I stayed up till 12 to watch the video. Wanna know what happened? “Sorry, we cannot retrieve this video”. That pissed me off! I was up till 12:45 tweeting with all the rest of the parawhores while trying to get the video to play. I man dang, my heart was racing and stuff then I go to watch the video and now it won’t let me see it? It was some night. I decided to go to bed and watch it in the morning, surprisingly it worked. Not to say I didn’t think it would….I just kinda thought that MTV was gonna screw around with us some more. I mean I would, if I was working there and saw all of them tweets and hate messages coming at them, I woulda kept them waiting. haha! I’m just playing…

So here is the video if you haven’t seen it. Don’t worry, it’ll play. If not then youtube can eat one.

Its a pretty neat video, very confusing but for the most part for off the CHAIN!!!! PARAMORE ALL DAY!

Update your status

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Its everywhere! No matter what website you sign on to now they have added the feature that everyone loves and uses on facebook and twitter every day! The status update or the micro blog. The things that people do every time they log on to there facebook or get on twitter. It seems to be popping up everywhere! One website that I didn’t ecpect it to be on was IMVU, a graphical instant messaging client created by IMVU Inc. I was stunned to see it there, they call it “pulse”. Now I’m just waiting for youtube to get one. It seems like the new thing that everyone loves to do. I love to do it! Just look at the side of my blog and you will see my status updates. I’m not made at it kind of annoyed on how every site wants to do it. Why can’t they sit down and come up with something that will beat there competitor instead of joining with them. I don’t, I own a very un-successful blog and trippen over the fact of status updates.  Comment your opinion.

New Books

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Well today I got two new books. Don’t expect me to start telling you about them because I haven’t read them yet. I was at boarders today and they was having a tent sale so there was a bunch of books in brown boxed sitting on tables under a white tent. Something like the ones you see on the 4th of July when you get fire works. So I was look through and found this book called twitterature. I really didn’t read the back but read a few pages and laughed. So I bought it. When I went to the cash register the nice lady reminded me that I could get another for free. They really must have been trying to get rid of those books becasue after I told her that I already looked through for another book and couldn’t find one, she went ahead and searched one up and asked if I wanted it. Its called “Classic Lit Sign On To Facebook”. “Its a free book” Is what she said. So I agreed on getting the book and left the white tent sweating because of the heat. 93 ain’t no joke. So when ever I get around to reading them I’ll tell you people about them.

Twitter Review

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Twitter, the concept doesn’t bore me but excites me being the fact that I can sync it in with my facebook and annoy my friends with post coming at them back to back every two second. For those who don’t know Twitter is a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers .

Twitter is a fun site, it lets you follow anyone who you want to keep updated with and they can follow you as well. Its not like your average social networking site. Its mostly based around through status updates and if you want to you can message people. That all you really do, no videos to watch but there is photo sharing,  just on other sites such as twitpic.com. Since its start, twitter has gone big and has over a million people tweeting there day, seems boring but it can get addicting after you first couple post and a few follows.  Thats what happened to me.

It not only good for communitcating with friends and meeting new people but for buisness. I learned that people some how make money off of twitter just by posting up stuff. Not sure how that works so don’t ask questions.

So what I believe I have done is what many call a review. I just talk about twitter and how it works so if you’ve been living under a rock ad haven’t heard about it or just haven’t made one, go make an account right now. Its the beginning of your tweet adventure.