Look at the title, then look at your calender, then your phone. Then anything else with the numbers, 1.11.11. Thats a nice date right? RIGHT! All through out 2011 there will be a bunch of 1’s going on. Well at least I think so. I think there may be like 1 or 2 1’s going on but that will be about it. So have an nice 1.11.11 and for people who missed this day, it wasn’t much of nothing. Just a day with a bunch of ones in the date. PEACE!
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I am not a writer
So I know there has to be at least one person who is a very well respected blogger who has taken a look at my blog to see how much of a fail it is. Just look at it, well at how I write. I try to make my self sounds smart when I’m just a simple guy with a mind full of ideas that would make people get there lazy american asses up and actually go cut the lawn. See did you get that? I don’t think you got it. But as I write this I see that when I blog I write down what is going on in my mind. Stuff that I say when I talk to my idiotic friends and teach them something new because they sho’ aint teaching me anything new!
I tried to be a nerd at a time because I thought of how cool it would be to make a rocket ship that would fly to the sun and see what was inside…. No I’m joking, I wanted to just be smart and be really awesome at computers so I could be that guy people would ask about how to do such and such on a computer. Plus the guys in them movies looked cool doing it, matter of fact they still do. I don’t care what y’all dumb retards who hate smart people gotta say. There’s a reason why there in the gifted class in your still in LD. How did you even get here to my site anyway? Was you trying to find away to better your self so you searched up some random stuff just to come across a blog that talks about random stuff? Go read a book.
Now I’m really no writer, I completely fail at it. Do you know how many times I walk up to my English teacher in class to ask her random questions like “Did I do this right?” Or “I’m not sure on what you just said 2 minutes ago”, and get this. I’m in English Honors. I know its CRAZY! English honors and not to bright in the writing field. You can go over my whole blog and find so many errors that I missed or what my spell checker missed. I don’t suck at spelling to much though, only the big words I have never heard of before tricks me up when I’m not paying attention….but back to what i was saying, I’m NOT A WRITER!!! I would like to think that but looking at what I read is like reading my own mind. My mind is really crazy/messed up.
Theres so many things that go on in my head I don’t know what to do. I guess I’ll just keep writing on here and have my on and off readers look at what I think of. Maybe one day I’ll get popular and people will like viewing my blog, but I doubt that.
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No Mercy
So For the past 3 days I’ve been shacking the walls of my room playing T.I.’s new album “No Mercy” his seventh studio album. I’ve been waiting all year for it to come out and its finally here. At first it was going to be called “King Uncaged” but then he got pulled over, cops found weed and he got locked up, yadda yadda yadda. I’m tired of explaining what he did because my friend don’t ever stay informed. I think its just cus I’m a big T.I. Fan. But the The new album is awesome! My favorite song so far is “How Life Changed” I love the hook. He has some great songs on this album like “Poppin Bottles and Castle Walls” I be blasting it all night!!! Its crazy.There is one thing that I am mad about though. So today I go on iTunes and see that “No Mercy” is the first album on the list of albums, I’m guessing its number one. So I go to it and I’m looking through the tracks, this is the deluxe edition which I got. I’m looking at it and I see all these extra songs like “I’m back and Yeah Ya Know“. The I saw my favorite song that was leaked out a few months before the album came out and thats “Pledge Allegiance To The Swag“. I got mad because I got the deluxe CD and I don’t got all them songs that they got. I just simply said that I was gonna go out and just get another CD, (LOL) But I don’t know. Maybe because its on iTunes. Now I hate iTunes. WTF! This is stupid, why couldn’t they just put the same songs on all of the CD’s and call it a day. It really don’t matter now, I’m hoping that he puts it on a mixtape. Over her talking about he ain’t gonna come out with anymore mixtapes, you know he lyin. He’s gonna come out with another mixtape. No Worries, but if you have not heard “No Mercy” then you need to go get the CD.
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I’m Keeping It Real!
Whoa! Here we are once again. The month that gets cold in certain states and snow falls. Plus the fat guy in the red suit comes down your chimney and supposedly leaves you some presents. We all know its our parents. I’m not gonna lie to my kids about Santa, whats the point? I’d hate to be the parent who has to tell there kid at the age of 10 that there isn’t no Santa Claus like for real. I know there are some people out there who are with me. Telling yo kids a lie, this ain’t no little lie…this a BIG lie. Yo kid be sitting there crying for 3 hours about how there isn’t no Santa Claus, plus we in the age of “Technology is The Future” meaning yo kid who is 10 years old got a facebook. He/She all over facebook telling his/her friends there ain’t no Santa Claus. Guess who all the parents gonna look at for ruining there children’s happiness on Christmas Eve, yeah they gonna be looking at yo stupid ass for telling. “But we gotta tell our kids sooner or later”. Maybe if you didn’t tell them in the first place that there isn’t no Santa Claus and that we get the presents that make you piss your pants in the morning because of extreme amounts of joy! When I get some kids I’m gonna keep it real with them all the way. “Look thats a bear, when their little there all nice cute and cuddly, when they get older there vicious and deadly. They will maul you to death if they catch you in the forest by yo self”. I’m just gonna keep it real with them. “Boy you better not touch that spider, you touch it its gonna bite you and kill you”. Simple as that, he gets scared and stays away. see how easy that was? Y’all wanna be all oh I’m not gonna tell my baby that. WELL I AM! I know this is sort but this was just on my mind. You people have a nice day, I’m finna go sip on my egg nogg and go watch my skate videos. Comment!
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Obese Child Goes Fence Hopping
OK so here is where my story begins. Theres this little annoying fat kid who lives around the block from me. Nobody likes him. I already know what your thinking, we should be nice to this boy. How about you live by him and see what its like to have a kid walk up to you who smells like he hasn’t bathed in days and ask you silly questions. Yeah, I thought so.
But any ways I was out side helping my dad when the kid walks down the street yelling at someone asking if he could hop the fence. He was coming home from school so he had a big coat on and his back pack dragging behind him. I continue what I was doing until I hear the fence violently shaking like a dog was trying to get out or something. I look over to see the fat kid on top of the fence slowly making his way over. I yell out “Don’t fall!” and what does he do… fall, at least he fell over the fence, lol. He gets up and picks up all of his crap and throws it into his yard then prepares to hop the fence into his yard. Here is when the funny part starts. I was in my dads garage looking at him struggling to hop the fence. I started to chuckle a bit. I then started knocking on the window which must have startled him because he was hanging on the side of the fence trying desperately to get his leg over the bar. He then got of the side of the fence and turned around with a look of confusion on his face. He was looking all around to see who had knocked on the window, meaning he must have noticed me. He turns back around forgetting it all and once a gain tries to climb over the fence. After 2 more failures he gets a running start to hop the fence. I was in my dads garage laughing the whole time, it was just so funny!
After he gets him self over I start to knock on the window again which caught his attention again. He turned around and yelled out “PEEKABOO!” LMAO!!! I tried to hold my laugh it but it was hard. He was still turned around looking and yelling out “PEEKABOO!” when I slowly opened my the window and yelled out “I SEE YOU!” I wasn’t too sure what the expression on his face was because I was trying to conceal my face against the garage wall. I heard some movement so I looked to see him walking up his back yard and close the gate. That 10 minutes made my day. It was HILARIOUS!!!
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Spam
What is the point of spam. Its kind of dumb when you just go around posting random crap to websites, groups and what ever type of website there is that you can post something to. Like people set up computer programs to just go out there and spam websites about nothing. It be some stupid stuff to. For example, my blog. I always get these weird computer spams. Stuff talking about computers and crap like that. I guess they didn’t know that I check my comments before approval and that I have this Akismet thing set up on my blog so I’m protected. But yet they come and try to spam my blog. DAMMIT QUIT! I don’t care about your crap your trying to tell me or sale me. Just leave me alone! I realize this is such a short post and it kinda seems like all of my post that I have been making are getting shorter. No need to trip I got some drafts set up for some real stuff on the way. Crazy stories and other stuff that you’ll enjoy. For example, the fat kid trying to hop the fence. I think I may post that today, haha.
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17 Years Ago…
17 Years ago a boy was born. A boy born into a torn and cruel world. A boy born into a world full of money and greed. A boy born into a simple life that will soon have him making difficult chocies. Choices that will effect his life in good ways and in bad. This boy grew up tall and handsom, quiet but talkative, fast but still slow. There were the good things about this boy and then the bad things. Yet this boy is a growing boy with a bright but blurry future. The future depends on him. He can either do this, or he can either do that but it all depends on him. Right now this may seem like this boy is all alone in the world with no help and no one to look upon to for help. All of the people he can try to go to will just lead him down the wrong path. But then there are the people who accept him, accept him for who he really is. This boy is me.
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My Life
Some people in life are just obstacles that want you to fail or want you to follow them in there direction. I have my own path and I plan on to succeed at it. I’m not going to sit back and talk about what could have happened, I’m going to make it happen whether you like it or not. They say my dad talks crazy but everything he has told me he has backed up with all the proof he can show or have me read. As of right now the society is against what I do. Skateboarding is my thing and I’m following the saying, “Skate Or Die”. It may sound stupid to you but if you were a skateboarder you would feel the same way about it. People just don’t understand skaters and wish we can stop skating and pretty our selves up, thats not going to happen. You gotta be smoking an ounce of weed to tell me something like that.
Another thing that gets me is that everyone in my family thinks my dad is a fool but there wrong. They think he is talking crazy. My dad is an entrepreneur and has 2 businesses. One is kitchen Exhaust cleaning and the other one which he is about to start up is in carpet cleaning. He is the only person in my life who I have seen go out and make his own money from his very own business while everyone else is sitting at home waiting on a check from there job.
I hate it when my cousin tries to talk to me about how I should get a job, I think I should but that basically means I might have to stop skateboarding. Once I start working my life will be gone. I’ll wake up, go to work and come home tired and want to rest. Plus I’m in school so if I get a job I’ll have to go to school, come home and go to work, once I get back It’ll be late and I’ll have to do my home work and go to bed. No fuck that. I’ve come this far in skateboarding now people want me to quit!? No, I’m going to keep pushing till’ I can’t no more. To some people right now I sound crazy but like I said above if you were a skateboarder you would think the same way.
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Waka Flocka Fail
Now I know a lot of you heard of this fool Waka Flocka Flame. His name sounds like an ad-lib. This fool just yells!!! Rhyming the most simple stuff together. I’m really tired of the trap talk, thats what everyone does now a days. Why can’t they rap about something else. This is why I listen to T.I. and other rappers who associate with him because they not talking about selling blow and about how they almost got shot. But Waka tho, he gots a whole other story. Like what is this man rapping about? His Song Hard In The Paint got so many ad libs it isnt funny! Oh and for the ones who don;t know what ad-libs are the words and stuff rapper and Hip-Hop artist say in the background of there song. All you here him saying in the background is Waka Waka Waka Waka, bow bow bow bow, BLOW! On the BET Hip-Hop Awards he did the same thing! He was just yelling the entire time he was on stage. I sat there and laughed during his whole performance asking my self the same question over and over again, “What is wrong with this ni**a?”
I’m out tho, Check out these two videos tho, one is Hard In The Paint and the Other is his BET Hip-Hip Awards Performance.
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Halloween In 2 Days
Its getting close to that one day in October when people dress up and make a fool out of them selves. Yeah I’m talking about halloween. Why do I say making a fool out of them selves? Because they are! If walking down the street dress up as a possessed clown isn’t stupid then I don’t know what is. Halloween is fun tho, the best part about it is that you get FREE CANDY! Who’s idea was this anyway? Like really, lets go dress up like ghost and knock on doors requesting for candy. It sounds dumb but when your 6 years old its the coolest thing ever!
Do you remember in Elementary School when the day after Halloween kids would come to school with all there candy and talk about how much they got? They still do that crap in high school. I walk in and see a bunch of squares with bags of candy. Arn’t you like 17? I don;t plan on trick or treating this year being that I am to old. This year my plan is to go to Family Dollar or Walmart and buy me a bag of candy that cost $8.00. Its has just as much candy that I would have collected any year so might as well.
You know you can’t be trusting people these days. People putting needles in apples and crap and poising the foods. When you go and trick or treat your basically putting your life in the hands of the people who are giving you the candy because you don’t know what they did to it. Thats why when you go trick or treating you got to go to those highly respected neighborhoods where you know they ain’t sticking the candy down there pants an re-wrapping it…yeah.
So this is my post for Halloween, I might come back on here and make a post on Halloween Day about something but I’m not sure. Just be watching.
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