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Red Bull Manny Mania

So just yesterday on May the 14th, I competed in the Red Bull Manny Mania, which is a skateboarding contest that is held every year is different cities. This was my first ever contest that I have entered and I was super nervous. Just to give you a little description of what the contest is about, it is a contest where you have to do manuels during the whole time you are skating. I would go into some detail on how the contest works but I’ll just leave you with a video to find out for yourself.

Anyways I was super stoked that I got to enter, although I had to wait on my father to come up there and help sign me up since I was under the age of 18, but the feeling I got sitting there waiting for my round or what they called “heat” to come up was nerve racking. I was in the last heat and I had enough time to practice in between heats. When it came up for my heat to go I went for it, I threw down every trick that came to my head. That hard part was trying to think of what trick to do after you landed one. To add to all of that we only had 8 minutes. So in those 6 minutes I was sweating hard, breathing hard and thinking my hardest. I land some pretty good tricks and got a lot of props from the crowd cheering me on and stuff. But sadly, I didn’t make it to the final round.

It was a pretty good experience, I just can’t wait for next year so I can compete again.

I leave you with this video of the Red Bull Manny Mania 2010 World Finals 2010. Its the same kind of skating I went through just with the world finalist.

May 15, 2011

brezinski, bull, candy, converse, extreme, home, joey, louisville, mania, manny, manuels, park, red, shop, skate, skateboarding, skull
I’m a Parawhore!

Its true! I’m not even sure anyone knows but hey, now you know. I straight up love PARAMORE!

So I was on youtube and I stumbled upon this song that I haven’t heard by them called “Just Like Me”.

Enjoy!

April 9, 2011

by, farro, fueled, hayley, josh, paramore, parawhore, ramen, williams, zach
My Cypher

It was all good just a week ago, I looked at my self, then watched the pendalum stop, they freed them selves, so where do I go yo, its another day, its a new show, with some new foes, look at that, are you telling me, its not a fact? Why should I beleive what you say huhhh? Well if lifes a B*tch then eat a d*ck huhhhh? I bet I blow the whole click upppp, well by the way you should jump a bridge sucka, just forget it, I saught it, you didn’t, like that book man I read it, unlike you motha f*cka get it, no money tho but still I kill it orderly, supposbly or was I kidding about the order G, historically I’m heel flipping like stevie williams playa, going HAM playa, me and my skata’s, I’m still young and dumb, thinking about having some kids, but I been practicing with new tricks that are too cold for thiss, with a few black girls, asses bigger then her tits, sex so good damn a pimp glad he hit, got em jumpin out the building, look out bellow, here come somemore, now you I went HAM!

March 20, 2011
The Statement Part. 1

WTF, what am I supposed to do? Sit around and just play this game, been done with that a year ago but still it seems to be a plague, updates about these other fools, f*** em if you want em to, leave me out the situation and you’ll see what I’m gon’ do, only just a summer ago I admitted to the facts but now I’m stuck in a vortex that has me under attack, left alone by the people close enough under pressure, just a few steps till I’m at the door but I won’t lift the lever…. to be continued – Jamil

March 15, 2011

real, talk
The Issue

So latley a lot has been going through my head that I seemed to have killed away and have thrown away in my virtual memory trash can. All yesterday I was trippen so bad, later on when I got to the crib and did a little snoopin everything dropped and like I said, it just fatally died. It wasnt really nothing, I just made it seem like a big deal in my head and from a few influences around me, I had this little vision going on that kept replaying over and over agin in my head until I couldn’t take it anymore. What did I do you may ask? Nothing of course becasue once it came to that point I pushed it out of sight and thought about what really mattered and why I am in the predicament I am in today.

People call me a lot of stuff but as Mr. Gary always said to the crazy white girl on the bus “I got thick skin, nothing really gets through to me”. I never really care about what the other low down, got no life, broke as a joke, still living with mama idiots got to say because I keep on reasurring my self that I will be better then them and do bigger and better things then work at Rally’s for the rest of my life in the drive thru lane. They do make me mad at times to the point of me thinking about bashing their hallow heads into a brick wall until it breaks. I haven’t gotten to that point yet so don’t push me.

Its times like that when I look around for a certain someone other then my buddies to go talk to and chill with. It sounds a bit better and a lot more normal. I see it as also companionship and trust, that person always being there for you no matter what.

Seeing me though, I may look like your average nerd wearing the small clothes and not talking to no one. Well you got me all fu** up. Even though you can be someone else but don’t show it dosent mean your that person which I want to be, but that problem that is lurking around the corner striking fear into me always comes to end my shot.

I’ve put lots of thought into it, I dug through all my drafts to pull this one out to finish up what I have been thinking. Something is different now becasue I found a new path of where I can meet up with em. Just by having a simple conversation about pop culture led me to the route which I plan on taking and utilizing from now on. Maybe there is still a chance for me….maybe. I got the rest of the year, time to take action I thought. Although it did make me happy to see the smiling face, at least that is what I in visioned but eh, its ok to dream right? I know I’m a confusing person who can talk as deep as Huey Freeman but I’m a person on a search with no map and no help but my self.

Its just me.

February 22, 2011

chance, complicated, couple, facebook, friendship, girls, hope, life, love, maybe, people, problem, real, relationships, school, time, trust, truth
1.11.11

Look at the title, then look at your calender, then your phone. Then anything else with the numbers, 1.11.11. Thats a nice date right? RIGHT! All through out 2011 there will be a bunch of 1’s going on. Well at least I think so. I think there may be like 1 or 2 1’s going on but that will be about it. So have an nice 1.11.11 and for people who missed this day, it wasn’t much of nothing. Just a day with a bunch of ones in the date. PEACE!

January 11, 2011

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I am not a writer

So I know there has to be at least one person who is a very well respected blogger who has taken a look at my blog to see how much of a fail it is. Just look at it, well at how I write. I try to make my self sounds smart when I’m just a simple guy with a mind full of ideas that would make people get there lazy american asses up and actually go cut the lawn. See did you get that? I don’t think you got it. But as I write this I see that when I blog I write down what is going on in my mind. Stuff that I say when I talk to my idiotic friends and teach them something new because they sho’ aint teaching me anything new!

I tried to be a nerd at a time because I thought of how cool it would be to make a rocket ship that would fly to the sun and see what was inside…. No I’m joking, I wanted to just be smart and be really awesome at computers so I could be that guy people would ask about how to do such and such on a computer. Plus the guys in them movies looked cool doing it, matter of fact they still do. I don’t care what y’all dumb retards who hate smart people gotta say. There’s a reason why there in the gifted class in your still in LD. How did you even get here to my site anyway? Was you trying to find away to better your self so you searched up some random stuff just to come across a blog that talks about random stuff? Go read a book.

Now I’m really no writer, I completely fail at it. Do you know how many times I walk up to my English teacher in class to ask her random questions like “Did I do this right?” Or “I’m not sure on what you just said 2 minutes ago”, and get this. I’m in English Honors. I know its CRAZY! English honors and not to bright in the writing field. You can go over my whole blog and find so many errors that I missed or what my spell checker missed. I don’t suck at spelling to much though, only the big words I have never heard of before tricks me up when I’m not paying attention….but back to what i was saying, I’m NOT A WRITER!!! I would like to think that but looking at what I read is like reading my own mind. My mind is really crazy/messed up.

Theres so many things that go on in my head I don’t know what to do. I guess I’ll just keep writing on here and have my on and off readers look at what I think of. Maybe one day I’ll get popular and people will like viewing my blog, but I doubt that.

January 6, 2011

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No Mercy

So For the past 3 days I’ve been shacking the walls of my room playing T.I.’s new album “No Mercy” his seventh studio album. I’ve been waiting all year for it to come out and its finally here. At first it was going to be called “King Uncaged” but then he got pulled over, cops found weed and he got locked up, yadda yadda yadda. I’m tired of explaining what he did because my friend don’t ever stay informed. I think its just cus I’m a big T.I. Fan. But the The new album is awesome! My favorite song so far is “How Life Changed” I love the hook. He has some great songs on this album like “Poppin Bottles and Castle Walls” I be blasting it all night!!! Its crazy.

There is one thing that I am mad about though. So today I go on iTunes and see that “No Mercy” is the first album on the list of albums, I’m guessing its number one. So I go to it and I’m looking through the tracks, this is the deluxe edition which I got. I’m looking at it and I see all these extra songs like “I’m back and Yeah Ya Know“. The I saw my favorite song that was leaked out a few months before the album came out and thats “Pledge Allegiance To The Swag“. I got mad because I got the deluxe CD and I don’t got all them songs that they got. I just simply said that I was gonna go out and just get another CD, (LOL) But I don’t know. Maybe because its on iTunes. Now I hate iTunes. WTF! This is stupid, why couldn’t they just put the same songs on all of the CD’s and call it a day. It really don’t matter now, I’m hoping that he puts it on a mixtape. Over her talking about he ain’t gonna come out with anymore mixtapes, you know he lyin. He’s gonna come out with another mixtape. No Worries, but if you have not heard “No Mercy” then you need to go get the CD.

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December 11, 2010

2010, album, CD, Chris Brown, Christina Agulera, hip-hop, I can’t help it, Justice League, money, music, Neptunes, No Mercy, pledge, redemption, rick ross, T.I.
I’m Keeping It Real!

Whoa! Here we are once again. The month that gets cold in certain states and snow falls. Plus the fat guy in the red suit comes down your chimney and supposedly leaves you some presents. We all know its our parents. I’m not gonna lie to my kids about Santa, whats the point? I’d hate to be the parent who has to tell there kid at the age of 10 that there isn’t no Santa Claus like for real. I know there are some people out there who are with me. Telling yo kids a lie, this ain’t no little lie…this a BIG lie. Yo kid be sitting there crying for 3 hours about how there isn’t no Santa Claus, plus we in the age of “Technology is The Future” meaning yo kid who is 10 years old got a facebook. He/She all over facebook telling his/her friends there ain’t no Santa Claus. Guess who all the parents gonna look at for ruining there children’s happiness on Christmas Eve, yeah they gonna be looking at yo stupid ass for telling. “But we gotta tell our kids sooner or later”. Maybe if you didn’t tell them in the first place that there isn’t no Santa Claus and that we get the presents that make you piss your pants in the morning because of extreme amounts of joy! When I get some kids I’m gonna keep it real with them all the way. “Look thats a bear, when their little there all nice cute and cuddly, when they get older there vicious and deadly. They will maul you to death if they catch you in the forest by yo self”. I’m just gonna keep it real with them. “Boy you better not touch that spider, you touch it its gonna bite you and kill you”. Simple as that, he gets scared and stays away. see how easy that was? Y’all wanna be all oh I’m not gonna tell my baby that. WELL I AM! I know this is sort but this was just on my mind. You people have a nice day, I’m finna go sip on my egg nogg and go watch my skate videos. Comment!

December 10, 2010

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Obese Child Goes Fence Hopping

OK so here is where my story begins. Theres this little annoying fat kid who lives around the block from me. Nobody likes him. I already know what your thinking, we should be nice to this boy. How about you live by him and see what its like to have a kid walk up to you who smells like he hasn’t bathed in days and ask you silly questions. Yeah, I thought so.

But any ways I was out side helping my dad when the kid walks down the street yelling at someone asking if he could hop the fence. He was coming home from school so he had a big coat on and his back pack dragging behind him. I continue what I was doing until I hear the fence violently shaking like a dog was trying to get out or something. I look over to see the fat kid on top of the fence slowly making his way over. I yell out “Don’t fall!” and what does he do… fall, at least he fell over the fence, lol. He gets up and picks up all of his crap and throws it into his yard then prepares to hop the fence into his yard. Here is when the funny part starts. I was in my dads garage looking at him struggling to hop the fence. I started to chuckle a bit. I then started knocking on the window which must have startled him because he was hanging on the side of the fence trying desperately to get his leg over the bar. He then got of the side of the fence and turned around with a look of confusion on his face. He was looking all around to see who had knocked on the window, meaning he must have noticed me. He turns back around forgetting it all and once a gain tries to climb over the fence. After 2 more failures he gets a running start to hop the fence. I was in my dads garage laughing the whole time, it was just so funny!

After he gets him self over I start to knock on the window again which caught his attention again. He turned around and yelled out “PEEKABOO!” LMAO!!! I tried to hold my laugh it but it was hard. He was still turned around looking and yelling out “PEEKABOO!” when I slowly opened my the window and yelled out “I SEE YOU!” I wasn’t too sure what the expression on his face was because I was trying to conceal my face against the garage wall. I heard some movement so I looked to see him walking up his back yard and close the gate. That 10 minutes made my day. It was HILARIOUS!!!

November 17, 2010

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